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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

I don't have any kangaroos jumping up and down on my bed, which is fortunate because I would be very upset if they broke it. 😛
 
I Don't Have Any.............................

lions chasing llamas in my neighborhood.
 
I don't have any mules trying to kick me in the head, for which I am grateful. 😀
 
I don't have any ostriches trying to shove their heads under my carpet. 😛
 
I Don't Have Any.......................

parachutes, but I am known here as:



PARACARL44.
 
I Don't have Any..............................

robins in my neighborhood, as it is getting colder and they have probably flown south.
 
I don't have any vultures circling overhead anxious to pick the meat off of my bones. 😀
 
I Don't Have Any...........................

desire to participate in any barroom brawls.
 
I don't have any foxes eating my chickens because I don't have any chickens either. 😛
 
I Don't Have Any..............................

icicles hanging from my gutter because it is above freezing.
 
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