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The Alphabetical "I Don't Have Any" thread

Not sure which disturbs me more; the misspelling of "zombies" or that you felt the necessity to qualify the remark with "today". Meaning most days they do bang on your door.

I don't have any anything.
 
I don't have any buffalo trying to graze in my bathroom, which is fortunate because even just one buffalo in there would make quite a mess. 😛
 
This probably belongs in the "I thought you should know" thread, but the word "buffalo" is derived from the French for "water cow".

I don't have any children.
 
Xodlirv said:
Not sure which disturbs me more; the misspelling of "zombies" or that you felt the necessity to qualify the remark with "today". Meaning most days they do bang on your door.
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ROTFLMAO! Typo. That would be an adventure!

I don't have any equines to do this to. :beathorse:
 
I don't have any iguanas which is fortunate for the iguanas because it is not warm enough for them in my apartment. 😀
 
I don't have any lively fingertips playing a silly tune across my abdomen at the moment, but I would like some.
 
I don't have any practical ideas for a Halloween ball costume yet. They're all either too risqué or too warm for a gig, and possibly jumping around on stage in.
 
I don't have any reason not to give in to my impulse to be a total night owl at the moment.
 
I Don't Have Any.......................................

body to tickle at this moment.
 
I Don't Have Any.....................................

use for an umbrella today because I am inside.
 
I don't have any violins, likely because I never learned to play the violin. 😛
 
I Don't Have Any..............................

desire to wash windows, because it is getting dark and chilly.
 
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