The Alphabetical I have.....and can't come to work today thread

[Lord Doctor]

I have Apple poisoning and can't go to work today!

 

[leafstk]

I have boils in unwanted places and I can't come to work today

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I have celeryitis and can't come to work today

 

[Angel77]

I have da flu and can't come to work today.

It was the best I could do at them moment lol.

 

[Lord Doctor]

I have Everest sickness and can't come to work today

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have freaky farts and can't come in to work today. 😱

 

[Lord Doctor]

I have gone gagagoogoo and can't come in to work today

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

I have hump syndrome and can't come to work today

 

[Lord Doctor]

I have italics a can't come to work today

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have jumped a shark and can't come to work.

 

[paracarl44]

I have banged my knee and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a sore leg and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have meningitis and can't come to work today.

 

[Bohemianne]

I have lost numerous vital organs and can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have osteoarthritis and can't come in to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have pain in my back and can't come in to work today. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I fell into a quicksand pit and need to get cleaned up so I can't come in to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have really fun things to do at home so I can't come to work today. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have shingles and I can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have terrible sinus congestion so I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I am unclean and cannot come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have varicose veins so I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[Mitchell]

I feel weak, and cant come to work today.

(Wanted to bold text the weak, but it didn't do it, the key word in there for me was weak. )

 

[milagros317]

I have xenophobia, so I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a Yard Sale so I can't come to work today.