The Alphabetical I have.....and can't come to work today thread

[TicklishBlackGuy]

I ran into a yak while on my way to work. So...I'm not gonna make it to work today

 

[paracarl44]

I have a zing in my ears and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have an abscessed molar and I can't come in to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have bulimia and can't come to work today.

 

[Dactylicious]

I have cholera and can't come to work today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have dermatitis and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have an earache and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have sprained my foot and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have gastritis and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[General Zod]

I have herpes,and I can't come in to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have indigestion and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have jaundice and can't come o work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have kidney stones and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have broken my leg and can't come to work today.

 

[Dactylicious]

I have measles and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have nasal congestion and so I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have osteoarthritis and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have psoriasis and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have sprained a muscle in my quadriceps and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have rabies and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have shingles and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have tetanus and I can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I have a sore uvula and can't come to work today.

 

[milagros317]

I have a viral infection and can't come to work today. 😱

 

[paracarl44]

I need to have my wisdom teeth pulled and can't come to work today.