The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[milagros317]

I have not lovingly lingeringly licked lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish that I had done so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

meandered to Montana.

 

[drewskee]

I have not napped in Naples.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not ordered anything from online.

 

[milagros317]

I have not purposely playfully poked poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I have not

quietly questioned quacky Quebecers

 

[milagros317]

I have not really royally ruthlessly ruined raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀

 

[Rook's Media]

I have not stopped staring at Star Jones' streamline attempt at stardom! 😀 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I have not........

tickled tiny feet in Thailand.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not hit any umpires.

 

[♡AimLEE♡]

I have not violently kicked anyone lately. Besides Cars. 😀

 

[drewskee]

I have not worked today.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

played the xylophone.

 

[Bugman]

I have not wondered why Welshmen wander wistfully about.😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not xeroxed xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not yelled at anyone.

 

[drewskee]

I have not zipped up any body bags today. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

been to Alaska.

 

[drewskee]

I have not broken any bones.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

been to Calgary, Canada.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not danced naked.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

eaten ant elephant ears today.

 

[Bugman]

I have not finished writing the next Great American Novel. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.......

been to Germany.

 

[drewskee]

I have not had sex in quite a while. 🙁