The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not zeroed in on the location of the Lost City of Atlantis.

 

[Pokey]

I have not

aggrivated anyone

 

[Bugman]

I have not changed my name, I am still bugman. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.........

been to Calgary.

 

[milagros317]

I have not detained devious demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

EATEN ELEPHANT EARS!

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not farted today. 😛

 

[Bugman]

I have not groped gorgeous Greeks. 🙁

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

ridden on a Harley.

 

[milagros317]

I have not intentionally ignored interesting idealistic ignorant idle impatient insightful insensitive irritating irrational impertinent important Irish iguanas. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

jackknifed a truck.

 

[Musicroxmysox]

I have not killed any crazy kids today. 🙂

 

[Angel77]

I have not jumped jelly beans over jolly jeans.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

killed kangaroos in Kansas.

 

[Angel77]

I have not looked like I was awake in sometime 🙂

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not married anyone. 😛

 

[Bugman]

I have not noticed nervous nonplussed Nigerians posting here. 😀

 

[milagros317]

I have not obstinately openly opposed one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not played the clarinet since I was 10.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

been stuck in quicksand.

 

[Angel77]

I have not received a 10 million dollar check at my doorstep.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

played a Stradivarius Violin.

 

[JFA]

I have not tickled anyone todayy.

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[drewskee]

I have not used an umbrella during sex.

 

[Angel77]

I have not vacationed in Europe.