The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

tickled anyone today.

 

[drewskee]

I have not used any drugs today.

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

been in a bank vault today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not wished harm on anyone.

 

[travtick]

I have not

had my right foot x-rayed recently (no comment on the left...)

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not yelled at anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I have not zestfully zealously zoomed, zigzagging through the air in a jet plane today. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

turned down a chance to start an alphabet thread over again.

 

[GorjushPorjush]

i have not -

blatantly ignored a chance to continue the thread all over again...

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not choked a Smurf to see what color it would turn. 😛

 

[Michael514]

I have not deliberatley done anything yet!

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT........

eaten my Thanksgiving Dinner yet.

 

[Angel77]

I have not failed yet today.

 

[milagros317]

I have not grown ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

been to Harrisburg today.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not insulted anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I have not joyously jovially juggled jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

flown a kite in Kentucky.

 

[milagros317]

I have not lovingly lingeringly lustfully licked lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT......

made my life mission to lose my money in Monaco.

 

[milagros317]

I have not obstinately openly opposed one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.......

parachuted but I am known here as:

PARACARL44.

 

[milagros317]

I have not quickly quietly quoted Quasimodo, Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not raped anyone. 😛

 

[paracarl44]

I HAVE NOT.....

stacked shit in Siberia.