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The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

(I have all 26 of them saved in a file. 😛)

I have not purposely playfully poked poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
 
(26 with the n letter or what? :O)

I have not met the Queen.
 
I have not slowly solidly soundly spanked seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

(A long not post for each of the 26 English alphabet letters.)
 
(Aww you cheater xD)

I have not been honest right now saying that I'm not totally truly ticklish almost everywhere. 😛
 
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I have not unintentionally underestimated unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀
 
(This whole 50 words thing makes me tired. xD Can't we do it in Swedish instead? :innocent: 😛)

I'm have not met a vampire. 😛
 
I have not walked with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

(Sorry, I have forgotten every other language I ever leaned a bit of, and Swedish wasn't one of them anyway.)
 
I have not met an xenophobic elephant. xD

(Ok you're obviously not gullible 😛 )
 
I have not drank a coca cola zero in a very long time 😛
 
I have not advocated anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀
 
I have not been outside of the house today. (since it's 1.30 am xD)
 
I have not cheerfully cautiously called cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀
 
I have not eagerly enthusiastically eaten eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
 
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