The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[Jason Reborn]

I have not zipped my zipper at all today....cause I'm wearing swim trunks 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I Have Not.......

allowed this thread to be buried.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not broken any bones lately

 

[Bugman]

I have not catapulted myself over any castle walls today.😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not dominated dutch dingbat dipshits

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not eaten eleven electric eels.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not fooled around with foxy fox furries

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not grown marijuana.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not seriously hated America or it's people...I just know I was born better 😛

 

[Bugman]

I have not invented a better mouse trap today.😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

jumped over any jalopies.

 

[milagros317]

I have not kindly kissed koalas, kicking kangaroos, kinky lions, or ugly tigers on the mouth. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not intentionallylicked lilone4sir's lovely face...somehow she got ice cream on it

 

[Carsomyr]

I have not maimed my mature manly Mongolian monkeys 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not nibbled on my wife's nipples for a long time

 

[drewskee]

I have not been the only one posting in this thread.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not been.....

jumped with a parachute but I am known here as PARACARL44.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not made a quilt made of old butt skin

 

[paracarl44]

I have not....

made rugs in Russia.

 

[AmandaBear]

I have not been to Sweden

 

[paracarl44]

I have not...

been to Thailand.

 

[AmandaBear]

I have not gone underground.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.....

been to Venezuela.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not wished harm on anyone.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I have not had an x-ray in awhile.