The alphabetical I HAVE NOT thread

[drewskee]

I have not yawned in a while.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I have not been to the zoo in quite some time.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

been to Alaska.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not bowled a perfect game.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

been to China.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I have not danced nude.. in awhile. 😛

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not eaten eleven electric eels.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not fumbled a football ever....

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not groped anyone.

 

[Bugman]

I have not harvested Honduran hemp. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not insulted anyone.

 

[milagros317]

I have not joyfully jovially juggled jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not kindly kicked kangaroos.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not......

licked a lollipop in Louisiana.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not molested Martian men.

 

[Deleted member 66627]

I have not nicked anything from a store.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I have not killed my fair share of the so-called Kings of the Jungle lately

 

[milagros317]

I have not lovingly lingeringly licked lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.......

I have not nicked anything from a store.

^Last correct post in alphbetical order.^



opened an Orange Julias stand in Omaha.

 

[milagros317]

I have not purposely playfully poked poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀

 

[paracarl44]

I have not........

attended a service in a Quaker Church.

 

[Bugman]

I have not rendered unto Caesar that which is Caesars.😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not sadistically tickled anyone.

 

[paracarl44]

I have not.......

tickled anyone lately.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I have not undergone major surgery since my appendectomy.