The alphabetical I will never thread

[milagros317]

I will never quickly quietly quote Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never rape anyone. 😱

 

[Desparting297]

I will never suffer manipulation or blackmail ever again.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never tickle someone who doesn't want to be tickled.

 

[milagros317]

I will never unintentionally underestimate unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀

 

[thetmfobserver]

I will never vehemently deny my silliness.

 

[milagros317]

I will never walk with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀

 

[Pokey]

I will never

play a song with a Xylophone

 

[paracarl44]

I will never..................

paint yellow lines on highways.

 

[thetmfobserver]

I will never zoom into outer space.

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never attack anyone...even if that person deserves it

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never bash a vase over someone's head.

 

[milagros317]

I will never cheerfully cautiously call cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀

 

[Jason Reborn]

I will never be in a public debate

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never execute someone.

 

[milagros317]

I will never fiercely fight fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I will never eat green grass.

 

[milagros317]

I will never hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀

 

[porcelaindoll2]

I will never chew on Iguanas.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never jump off a cliff.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never........................

fly a kite in Kansas.

 

[milagros317]

I will never lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily lick lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, which is a very sad thing because I wish to do so. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I will never molest a stranger.

 

[paracarl44]

I will never................................

build a nuclear weapon.

 

[The Fallen Angel]

i will never ride an ostrich