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The alphabetical I will never thread

I will never merrily marry many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀
 
I will never observe the mating rituals of wolves in person 😀
 
I will never walk with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀
 
I will never.............................

learn to play the xylophone.
 
I will never.........................

ride a zebra at the Zurich zoo.
 
I will never ask an advisary advice about anything anywhere near personal 😀
 
I will never boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly break big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
I will never eagerly enthusiastically eat eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
 
I will never hurriedly happily harvest healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
 
I will never joke about something dead serious as the 9/11 attacks and/or the War Against Terrorism
 
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