The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever questioned how much I enjoy lunch time.

 

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Never have I ever rejected a free lunch.

 

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Never have I ever stolen Mils lunch.

 

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Never have I ever taken someone else's lunch and eaten it.

 

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Never have I ever unwrapped my lunch and then felt not hungry.

 

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Never have I ever valued money enough to skip lunch to save its cost.

 

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Never have I ever wasted my lunch by throwing it in the trash.

 

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Never have I ever X-rayed my lunch before eating it.

 

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Never have I ever yelled about my lunch not being good enough.

 

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Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 120mph eating my lunch with one hand.
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Next topic: Santa Claus
Never have I ever argued with Santa Claus over not getting the gift I asked for.

 

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Never have I ever berated Santa Claus for being too fat.

 

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Never have I ever caught Santa Claus coming down my chimney (but when I was about 7 or 8 one year when I was in bed I heard him on my roof).

 

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Never have I ever dreaded that Santa Claus would leave me a lump of coal for being naughty.

 

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Never have I ever ended my Christmas morning disappointed because Santa always delivered.

 

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Never have I ever fought with Santa Claus.

 

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Never have I ever given Santa Claus a gift (except milk & cookies).

 

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Never have I ever heard Santa Claus landing on the roof.

 

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Never have I ever ignored any of Santa Claus gifts.

 

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Never have I ever judged Santa Claus for giving children too few presents.

 

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Never have I ever kicked Santa Claus in the shin because he didn't give me what I wanted for Christmas.

 

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Never have I ever loaned Santa Claus a sleigh to ride in (because I never had a sleigh).

 

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Never have I ever munched on Santa Claus chocolate chip cookies before he arrived.

 

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Never have I ever negotiated with Santa Claus for better presents.

 

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Never have I ever opened my presents from Santa Claus while everyone else was asleep.