The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever punched one of Heidi Klum's husbands in the face.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever quizzed Mils on Heidi Klum trivia.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever rounded up nine other fans of Heidi Klum to form a fan club.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever sexted with Heidi Klum.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever tickled Heidi Klum's bare soles , but I would like to do so.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever used Heidi Klum to meet other celebrities.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever vaulted over a fence to trespass on Heidi Klum's property.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever wrestled Heidi Klum.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed Heidi Klum's bare butt by having her sit on a copying machine.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yelled at Heidi Klum to get her attention.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 100mph in a BMW with my arm around Heidi Klum.

The next A to Z will have something about Autumn.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever allowed the leaves to overtake my entire grass in autumn.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever believed that raking up autumn leaves is fun.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever considered not liking the autumn season.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever detested autumn; I reserve that emotion for winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever entered autumn not happy about it arriving.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever forgotten to notice the arrival of autumn.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever given up my love of autumn.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever hidden indoors away from autumn.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever intended to shovel snow in autumn.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever jumped for joy at the end of autumn (because that means the beginning of winter).

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever kicked autumn away hoping for winter to follow.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever laughed with joy at the end of autumn (because that means the beginning of winter).

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever married someone in autumn (or any other season).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever noticed the beauty of autumn leaves without remembering the childhood chore of raking them up.