The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[milagros317]

Never have I ever worn Heidi Klum's panties.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

Never have I ever xeroxed my butt to give to Heidi Klum

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yanked Heidi Klum's hair.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zoomed with Heidi Klum in a sports car down the high way. Next topic: Ice Cream

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever achieved the accomplishment of eating five scoops of ice cream in one sitting.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever bitten into ice cream and spit it out.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever cut into ice cream with a knife.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever differentiated between tasty and not tasty ice cream (never tasted any ice cream I didn't like).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever eaten ice cream three times in one day, but I have eaten it twice.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever figured out how anyone could not like ice cream.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever given ice cream away.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever hated any flavor of ice cream.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever ignored a dish of ice cream that was in front of me.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever judged an ice cream eating contest (but I'd rather participate in one anyway).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kicked someone in the ass for giving me ice cream that was partially melted, but I should have.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever loved a dessert more than ice cream.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever moved a half eaten dish of ice cream away from me.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever notified anyone to take away ice cream from in front of me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened the wrapper of an of cream sandwich without eating all of it.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever presented someone with a free lifetime supply of ice cream.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever questioned why I love ice cream.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever run away from an ice cream cone.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever slipped and fell when carrying an ice cream cone.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever thought that I didn't like ice cream.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever underestimated my love of ice cream.