The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever questioned Kelly Ripa's (lack of) feelings for me.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run into Kelly Ripa in the grocery store.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever sexted with Kelly Ripa

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever tickled Kelly Ripa's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever understood anyone who doesn't like Kelly Ripa.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever voted for Kelly Ripa for mayor.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever x-rayed Kelly Ripa.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever yawned when looking at Kelly Ripa's bare soles.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever zipped by Kelly Ripa's fancy car.
Next topic: Winter

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever adored the winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever broken my leg from skiing in the winter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever considered spending the winter in Minnesota.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever dreamed of winter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever educated people about the joys of winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever frozen solid in the winter (but I felt like I have).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever grown to like the winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever hated any season more than winter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever indicated that I like the winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever joked that I love winter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever kissed a metal pole outdoors in the winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever loved anything about winter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever moved north to Alaska for the winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever negotiated with Mother Nature to give us an easy winter.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever opened all my windows wide for the winter.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever prayed for snow as an adult (as a kid I did to get a snow day).