The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever laughed during a math class in school.

 

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Never have I ever motivated a teacher in school to kick me out of class by my bad actions.

 

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Never have I ever needed help during a math class in school.

 

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Never have I ever offered to stay late in school to hang out.

 

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Never have I ever punched anyone in school.

 

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Never have I ever quit school (almost did).

 

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Never have I ever run away from a school.

 

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Never have I ever stolen anything from my school.

 

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Never have I ever told a fellow student to run away from school.

 

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Never have I ever understood someone who loved school so much they wanted to go 7 days a week.

 

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Never have I ever volunteered to teach in a school for no pay.

 

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Never have I ever wanted to go back to school in my old age.

 

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Never have I ever Xtracted a book from a school library and burned it.

 

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Never have I ever yelled at a teacher in my school

 

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Never have I ever zoomed at 120mph in a BMW into a school building.

For nostalgic reasons, let the next sequence a to z be about Jessica Alba.

 

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Never have I ever answered Jessica Alba's phone call (maybe because she never called).

 

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Never have I ever bought Jessica Alba's autograph.

 

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Never have I ever cuddled with Jessica Alba.

 

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Never have I ever drank champagne with Jessica Alba.

 

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Never have I ever eloped with Jessica Alba to get married.

 

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Never have I ever fondled Jessica Alba's feet.

 

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Never have I ever grabbed Jessica Alba's hand to propose to her.

 

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Never have I ever hired Jessica Alba for $10 million to star in a film. 😀

 

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Never have I ever invited Jessica Alba out to dinner.

 

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Never have I ever jumped on Jessica Alba's back.