The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever quizzed a student as a teacher in algebra.

 

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Never have I ever run in the 100 meter sprint in a track meet.

 

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Never have I ever surprised a stranger by streaking butt naked across a their lawn.

 

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Never have I ever tickled the bare soles of Heidi Klum. 🙁

 

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Never have I ever urinated on a fire hydrant.

 

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Never have I ever vaulted over a chain link fence. 😀

 

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Never have I ever x-rayed an elephant's body.

 

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W was missed, so:

Never have I ever walked over 20 miles in one day.

Onward:

Never have I ever yanked on a lion's tail.

 

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Never have I ever zipped so fast driving I went by a ferrari.

 

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Never have I ever approached a supermodel and asked her for a date.

 

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Never have I ever bought life insurance.

 

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Never have I ever crashed a car into a building. 😀

 

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Never have I ever doubted my ability to write.

 

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Never have I ever edited a major metropolitan newspaper. 😛

 

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Never have I ever forgiven Mils for getting me addicted to the TMF Silly Forum.

 

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Never have I ever grated an onion. 😀

 

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Never have I ever hurried a beautiful woman from finishing talking to me.

 

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Never have I ever irrigated a field of wheat.

 

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Never have I ever judged a beauty contest.

 

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Never have I ever kicked a lion in the ass.

 

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Never have I ever loved an older woman.

 

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Never have I ever married.

 

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Never have I ever noticed a hot chick looking at me.

 

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Never have I ever ordered cherry pie for dessert.

 

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Never have I ever pulled someone's kid by the collar even if they were acting like a brat.