The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

[Edge]

Never have I ever kicked a kid who was misbehaving.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever lost a kid who was with me.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever kicked married and had kids.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever noticed a kid who ran up to me and called me "Daddy."

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever ordered a kid to listen to me over his parents.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever pushed a kid out of my way to hurry up.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever quizzed a kid on stuff he learned in school.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever run away from a kid who wanted to talk to me.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever slapped a kid.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever taught a kid how to solve a system of partial differential equations.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever understood how some people have 4, 5, or 6 kids (or more).

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever valued a kid who was throwing a tantrum.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever understood wished I had kids of my own even though I like them in small doses.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever xeroxed a kid's report card to post on my refrigerator.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever yelled at another parent's kid.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever zoomed down the highway at 100mph with several kids in the car.

For the next A to Z, mention at least one professional athlete in the post.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever adored Barry Bonds home run record while taking steroids.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever bought a T-shirt featuring Willie Mays or any other MLB player who didn't play for the Dodgers.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever caught a home run ball from Aaron Judge.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever drawn a sketch of Duke Snider.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever ended a conversation talking about Babe Ruth not thinking he was great.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever frowned when looking at a photo of Sandy Koufax.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever given enough credit to Manny Ramirez because I'm a Yankees fan.

 

[milagros317]

Never have I ever had any respect for the steroid-taking cheater Barry Bonds.

 

[Edge]

Never have I ever intended to disrespect any baseball player including Curt Schilling even though I didn't like him.