The Alphabetical "Never Have I Ever"

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Never have I ever rationalized an umpire's bad call in a baseball game.

 

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Never have I ever sat down in the ballpark when the Dodgers were one strike away from a victory.

 

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Never have I ever taught Aaron Judge to hit a baseball.

 

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Never have I ever understood why any sane person roots against the Dodgers.

 

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Never have I ever voted for a player to be in the MLB hall of fame.

 

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Never have I ever walked out of a Dodger game in the early innings if they fall behind.

 

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Never have I ever x-rayed the inside of a baseball.

 

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Never have I ever yearned to see that team from SF win a baseball game.

 

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Never have I ever zipped through a baseball game watching a no-hitter in person.

Next topic: Food

 

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Never have I ever liked to eat applesauce.

 

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Never have I ever liked turkey bacon too much.

 

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Never have I ever understood why cucumbers have zero calories.

 

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Never have I ever wanted to eat doritos more than potato chips.

 

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Never have I ever doubted that eggs are an ideal breakfast food.

 

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Never have I ever eaten fish on a regular basis but I do eat it on Christmas Eve.

 

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Never have I ever liked grapefruits.

 

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Never have I ever eaten hot dogs as an adult in many years.

 

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Never have I ever refused to eat chocolate ice cream. 🍦

 

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Never have I ever wanted jello more than pudding.

 

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Never have I ever thought that kale was worth eating.

 

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Never have I ever liked lemons more than limes.

 

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Never have I ever turned down manicotti nor any other type of pasta.

 

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Never have I ever wanted nachos over potato chips.

 

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Never have I ever been able to eat onion rings without getting acid reflux since 1999.

 

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Never have I ever liked pears that much.