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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
 
You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
you are not sending malicious software to your enemies...that's just wrong 😀
 
You are not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀
 
You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
You are not unintentionally underestimating unknown useless ugly unhappy unambitious uninteresting unsavory unsightly unpalatable unfriendly unwashed unimaginative unprepared unworthy Uruguayan umpires. 😀
 
You are not walking with Willie Wonka while wistfully wearing well worn white woven wacky wonderful woolen trousers. 😀
 
You are not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀
 
You are not cheerfully cautiously calling cute curious chubby cuddly cherubic confused charitable contentious cantankerous Cuban chemists on the phone while posting. 😀
 
You are not fiercely fighting fifty-five frantic friendly frisky freakish French firefighters for fabulous free frozen fried fish from Finland's fine frozen lakes. 😀
 
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