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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

YOU ARE NOT...........................

licking a large lemon lollipop in Louisiana.
 
You are not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀
 
You are not obstinately openly opposing one of Oklahoma's, Ohio's, Ontario's or Oregon's obscure obscenity laws. 😀
 
You are not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀
 
You Are Not............................

swimming underwater in your underwear in Utah.
 
You are not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀
 
You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
 
You are not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀
 
You Are Not............................

the person with the "A" Post to start this Alphabet Thread over again.
 
You are not boastfully boldly blissfully boyishly breaking big beautiful Brazilian brass bells. 😀
 
You are not eagerly enthusiastically eating eleven elegant enormous Egyptian electric eels for dinner. 😀
 
You Are Not............................

frying fat frankfurters over an open fire.
 
You are not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀
 
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