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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not joyfully jovially juggling jumbo Jamaican jelly jars. 😀
 
You are not kicking me when I'm down...that's a sign of a true friend 🙂
 
You are not lovingly lingeringly lustfully lazily licking lovely Lucy Lawless' luscious long legs and her very beautiful bare soles, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
You are not naked nor nearly naked nor nervous nor nearly nervous nor neighborly nor nearly neighborly now. 😀
 
You Are Not................................

listening to an orchestra in Oregon.
 
You are not slowly solidly soundly spanking seventy-seven sweet saucy spunky svelte sexy Swedish sorority sisters on their bare bottoms, but I very much wish to do so. 😀
 
You Are Not.......................

riding in a Wagon Train in Wyoming.
 
You are not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀
 
You are not growing ghastly gross German green grapes for wine. 😀
 
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