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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

you are not ostricizing Orlando Bloom, cause that's just plain wrong 😀
 
You are not quickly quietly quoting Quasimodo, quirky Qatari queens, Quentin Tarantino, or Albert Einstein here on the TMF. 😀
 
you are not tickling ten, tall, ticklish, Turkish men, women, and/or children.
 
You are not vaulting various venerable valuable violet Venezuelan fences. 😀
 
You are not Zhang Ziyi's zestful zealous zigzagging zonked boyfriend. 😀
 
you are not falsely accusing any well-known felons for your own crime, are you?
 
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