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The Alphabetical "You Are Not" thread

You are not opposed to tickling, as long as you're the one doing the tickling 😀
 
You are not purposely playfully poking poor prancing proud productive porcine Polish patriots in the eye with a fork. 😀
 
You are not really royally ruthlessly ruining raunchy rotten reliable Russian ranchers' relief supplies. 😀
 
you are not scared of scantily clad women parading around in sexy, skimpy outfits that will only serve to satisfy either your own or other perverted men's minds 😀
 
You Are Not............................

tickling twenty two tiny teenage ticklish Turkish twins.
 
You are not understanding the reason why I walk around the house with no underwear on 😀
 
You are not weary nor worn out by the x-mas shopping...yet 😛
 
You are not xeroxing xenophobic xylophonists' X-rays. 😀 😛
 
You are not yearning for the Christmas Season to be done and over with already
 
You are not advocating anxiously altering altruistic acrobatic aristocratic Albanian artists' atrocious awful attitudes. 😀
 
You are not counting cards in Carson City, Nevada...mainly because if you get caught cheating like that, you're either in jail or they'll do you like they did that other guy in the movie Casino :shock:
 
You are not deliberately detaining devious determined demented demanding delirious deranged depraved damned Danish dentists, doctors, doormen, ditch diggers, dancers, detectives, dumb delivery boys, and other characters in a detention camp. 😀
 
You are not aiming to win any Presidential elections cause who would really want that job with the economy so much in the shitter, anyways?
 
you are not goating your parents into buying you grandious gifts that you have no way of paying them back for xD
 
You are not hurriedly happily harvesting healthy hearty heavy Honduran hay. 😀
 
You are not shoveling snow nor knocking any icicles from hanging off over the gutters yet 😀
 
You are not listening to christmas music right now...you're gonna save that for Christmas Eve and Day
 
Okay, back on track with "M":

You are not merrily marrying many mercurial marvelous mathematical meticulous mendacious methodical malodorous malcontent Martian maidens. 😀
 
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