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There is this website I frequent called Omegle that essentially allows you to talk to a random stranger on the internet. I thought I would share some of these conversations here. I'll start off with a few and post more later.

You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
First to post is master/mistress, the other stranger is a slave.
You: First!
Stranger: okay
You: You're my slave now.
Stranger: okay
You: Best get to work.
Stranger: okay
You: I got fields that need plowin'.
Stranger: okay
You: And cotton that needs pickin'.
Stranger: okay
You: And grass that needs cuttin'.
Stranger: okay
You: Now take off your shirt and bend over for daddy.
You: This is gonna be rough.
Stranger: cool story bro
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Question to discuss:
what is good to listen to during sex?
You: Something loud and violent.
You: Because that's how I like my sex.
Your conversational partner has disconnected.

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Question to discuss:
I am your father.
Stranger 2: cool.
Stranger 1: hey dad
Stranger 2: can we have sex now?
Stranger 1: dad is jimmy going to be okay?
Stranger 1: he keeps asking if we can have sex
Stranger 2: i can hear you, you know!
Stranger 1: and he's my brother and i love him but i don't love him like you and mommy when i had the nightmare and came in to your room
Stranger 1: jimmy i don't like it when you look at me like movie stares
Stranger 2: But the bible says incest is okay
Stranger 1: nuh uh
Stranger 2: Because adam and eve only had daughters
Stranger 2: or sons
Stranger 2: one of the two
Stranger 1: dad he's been doing this all day
Stranger 2: and hence they had to have incestuous relations with their parents in order for mankind to exist
Stranger 1: making weird literalist bible arguments
Stranger 1: with his hand down his pants
Stranger 2: i liking jacking to jezabel, is that okay with you?
Stranger 1: can we call grandpa over to hit him with his newspaper like grandpa does sometimes
Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Compare sex stories.

Stranger 2: eww

Stranger 1: It was a dark and stormy night

Stranger 2: i dont have any

Stranger 1: I was eating potatoes

Stranger 1: And this penguin walks in

Stranger 1: Im just like "hmm.."

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: So i put a few one direction songs on

Stranger 2: haha 🙂

Stranger 1: And im like

Stranger 1: Rock me rock me yea

Stranger 1: So the penguin rapes me

Stranger 1: The end

Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
I've been raping and murdering teenage girls since before you were born. I am a pr0.

Stranger 2:

Stranger 1: I see

Stranger 2: stop scaring me!

Stranger 2: is he serious?!

Stranger 1: Who knows

Stranger 2: I'm really afraid

Stranger 1: I know my butt hole puckered when I read that

Stranger 2: seriously!! I remember something horrible that happened to me

Stranger 1: So did I

Stranger 2: when I read that

Stranger 1: I know, me too

Stranger 2: a bad memory right?

Stranger 1: I'm going to tell PZ

Stranger 2: u can tell me

Stranger 1: May I?

Stranger 2: yes

Stranger 2: I won't be a douche about it promise

Stranger 1: When I was born the doctors and staff all fingered my asshole

Stranger 1: I was ganged raped

Stranger 2: r u serious?

Stranger 1: Oh yes

Stranger 2: I'm so sorry!

Stranger 2: r u boy or girl?

Stranger 1: boy

Stranger 2: aww!! that's terrible!!

Stranger 2: can I tell u mine?

Stranger 1: Sure

Stranger 2: when I went to Pakistan for a visit, a man put his hand on my mouth, dragged me to an alley and tried to rape me

Stranger 2: he hit my head against a brick wall I was bleeding so hard

Stranger 1: Did someone save the day?

Stranger 2: yes my cousin

Stranger 1: Did he in turn rape the guy who was going to rape you?

Stranger 2: no he called the police

Stranger 1: So he's being raped in prison?

Stranger 2: I hope so

Stranger 1: hi

Stranger 2: the guy had me naked with me gagged and tied but he didn't use his dick

Stranger 2: and hi??

Stranger 1: Why were you visiting Pakistan?

Stranger 2: seeing my relatives

Stranger 2: they live there

Stranger 1: I see

Stranger 2: yeah I love my cousin so much I don't know how to repay him

Stranger 1: Find him someone to have sex with

Stranger 2: he's 15 lol

Stranger 2: and so am I

Stranger 1: Find a girl about that age then

Stranger 2: wow lol

Stranger 1: He'll hate flowers

Stranger 2: XD I bet

Stranger 1: You could get him drunk

Stranger 2: why'd I do that? lol

Stranger 1: To repay him

Stranger 2: I don't think he'd appreciate it

Stranger 1: Get him drunk and into a fight or two

Stranger 2: are u messing with me?

Stranger 1: Yeah

Stranger 1: Sorry

Stranger 2: oh

Stranger 2: I thought u were being a douchebag lol

Stranger 1: I don't know what you should do

Stranger 2: I owe him bigtime

Stranger 1: Do you paint?

Stranger 2: yeah I love to

Stranger 1: Paint something

Stranger 2: aww! that'd be a great present thanks!!

Stranger 2: I still feel bad for u

Stranger 1: You shouldn't

Stranger 2: if I could I'd shoot those doctors! those little fucks!

Stranger 2: how dare they?

Stranger 1: I don't know

Stranger 1: The one, from what I hear, put me on his finger and tried to spin me around

Stranger 2: is that possible??

Stranger 1: I don't know

Stranger 2: it seems fucking painful

Stranger 1: They were all up in my ass

Stranger 2: there some very sick people out there

Stranger 1: Oh yeah

Stranger 1: I knew this one guy who would cum in his roomates mouth

Stranger 2: because of the guy who tried to rape me, I have scars on my scalp

Stranger 1: Just about every friday after a drinking session

Stranger 2: and ew!

Stranger 2: but at least he was drunk

Stranger 1: Yeah no one liked the guy

Stranger 2: I see why

Stranger 1: If you fell asleep over there you would wake up with a mouthful of cum

Stranger 2: ew! nasty!!! just sick!

Stranger 1: I know

Stranger 1: There were plenty of fights over it

Stranger 2: I talked to a boy on omegle who git raped by his own dad

Stranger 2: *got

Stranger 1: That's strange

Stranger 2: his mom was on a business trip

Stranger 2: and he was alone with his dad

Stranger 1: Kind of like freddy

Stranger 2: who? sorry

Stranger 1: Freddie I mean

Stranger 1: He got fingered

Stranger 2: aw! poor guy

Stranger 1: His dad would take him behind the water heater

Stranger 1: and finger him

Stranger 1: He done this untill Freddie was like 37 years old

Stranger 2: aww! that's messed up!!

Stranger 2: it's horrible

Stranger 1: His dad died with a full on boner

Stranger 1: Behind that water heater

Stranger 2: good! that jerk!!

Stranger 1: The made a movie about it

Stranger 1: Freddie got fingered

Stranger 1: is the name

Stranger 2: they did? really?

Stranger 1: Yes

Stranger 2: wow not gonna be checking that out lol

Stranger 1: Yeah I don't think it did very well

Stranger 2: didn't he scream for help or something?

Stranger 1: No, I don't think so

Stranger 2: why?

Stranger 1: Not sure

Stranger 1: Freddie also developed a foot fetish

Stranger 2: really? strange

Stranger 1: If he saw a woman with feet he liked, he would just run at them and grab them by the foot and start licking and sucking

Stranger 2: O-o that's weird!!

Stranger 1: He got a job at a nail shop

Stranger 2: oh! the feet.

Stranger 1: Oh he licked them

Stranger 2: weird

Stranger 1: I heard a few people say it got them wet

Stranger 1: They'd go home and fuck their husbands

Stranger 2: wow this guys strange huh?

Stranger 1: or the pool guy

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 1: Ugh

Stranger 2: it's nasty

Stranger 1: Yeah, kind of makes you want to have an affair

Stranger 2: it's so awkward

Stranger 1: This conversation?

Stranger 2: no the pool guy

Stranger 1: Oh you've been with the pool guy?

Stranger 2: heard of him

Stranger 1: Do you want to touch his chest?

Stranger 2: nope

Stranger 1: I don't either

Stranger 2: who would??

Stranger 1: That one girl who will fuck anyone

Stranger 2: also known as slut

Stranger 1: yes her

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: I remember she walked up to me and just grabbed my cock and balls

Stranger 2: slap her!!

Stranger 1: Held it for a bit and just looked at me

Stranger 2: whatd u do?

Stranger 1: I came in her hand

Stranger 2: couldn't help it?

Stranger 1: Nope

Stranger 2: it happens I get it

Stranger 1: I got a finger into her asshole as well

Stranger 2: sluts willing to bend over to anyone

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 1: Yes

Stranger 1: I'd pee on her

Stranger 2: XD

Stranger 1: tee hee

Stranger 2: the only person I'd fuck is my husband

Stranger 1: That's good

Stranger 2: when I get one I mean

Stranger 2: lol

Stranger 2: that'd be weird

Stranger 1: Would it?

Stranger 2: yup

Stranger 1: What if it was prince charles

Stranger 2: nope

Stranger 1: I see

Stranger 2 has disconnected

 

[Regal]

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
There once was a man from Nantucket, who loved his old dog and would fuck it. He'd give it a bone, the poor dog would moan, then he and his dog would cum buckets.
Stranger 2: omg
Stranger 1: OMG!
Stranger 2: MARGIE!
Stranger 1: A_PHIL!!!!!!!!!
Stranger 1: its been a while!
Stranger 2: WASSUP BETCH
Stranger 1: XD
Stranger 1: this is soooooo funny!
Stranger 2: WHERE DA FUK YOU BEEN HOE?
Stranger 1: XD
Stranger 1: yo mamas house!
Stranger 1: **********
Stranger 2: .... YOU SWORE YOU WOULD NEVER SEE HER AGAIN !
Stranger 1: Well...im a terrible teller of the truth!
Stranger 2: fuk you and fuk your house !
Stranger 1: TO THE ISLAND WITH YOU!
Stranger 2: YOU GO TO THE FUCKING ISLAND !
Stranger 1: we are murderers and thieves. we don't have time to lollygag!
Stranger 2: you're not my real mom. or wife...... or.... cousin.
Stranger 1: Your sisters a **********
Stranger 2: wait a minute...
Stranger 1: no
Stranger 2: ARE YOU STRANGER NUMBER TWO?!
Stranger 1: i wait for no one
Stranger 1: no im YOU!
Stranger 2: I WILL HUNT YOU DOWN
Stranger 2: O.O
Stranger 2: D:
Stranger 1: good luck finding me1
Stranger 1: !
Stranger 2: ofaejkriogsitjga
Stranger 1: ;jfv piwjfvpwjfvpjwrvm
Stranger 2: there are just... so many naked men
Stranger 2: so many
Stranger 1: 'why??
Stranger 2: ...
Stranger 2: I don't really know..
Stranger 1: Sooooooooo your a skitch and ill probably see you this weekend. 😀 loooooove youuuuuuuuu!
Stranger 1 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
It burns every time I piss. Is this normal?
Stranger 1: Yep.
Stranger 1: Totally normal.
Stranger 1: If you're satan.
Stranger 2: god
Stranger 2: ^that
Stranger 2: he's satan
Stranger 2: omg
Stranger 2: i'm scared
Stranger 1: What do we do?
Stranger 1: I have some holy water.
Stranger 2: i'm scared
Stranger 1: Shall we spray him with it?
Stranger 2: no spray me
Stranger 1: No fuck you, you selfish bitch.
Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

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And another!

You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
NO FAT CHICKS!!
Stranger 1: Bitch
Stranger 1: Why not?
Stranger 2: Yes
Stranger 1: I want to know why there can't be
Stranger 2: Fat girls smells sweaty
Stranger 1: Fat girls have the same rights as anyone else
Stranger 2: Errr..
Stranger 1: Who cares if they smell
Stranger 1: Some skinny people smell like shit too
Stranger 2: When we fuck,
Stranger 1: Some fat people could have more intellect than a skinny person
Stranger 2: It does not feels good
Stranger 1: A fat person could be your boss some day
Stranger 2: No,
Stranger 1: Don't diss the fat people
Stranger 1: They could rule you over
Stranger 2: Then i will resign
Stranger 1: Why?
Stranger 1: Just because your boss is over weight?
Stranger 2: Are you fat?
Stranger 1: This is the reason we have teen suicide.
Stranger 1: Because society is a dick towards people
Stranger 1: Just because people are different weights
Stranger 1: does not mean they are different
Stranger 1: and deserve different attitudes towards them
Stranger 2: I just told my opinion
Stranger 1: And I'm telling mine
Stranger 1: No I'm not fat
Stranger 2: Who cares
Stranger 1: Who cares about your opinion?
Stranger 2: Then why do you support them
Stranger 1: Because I believe people should be treated equally
Stranger 2: Ugly bitches
Stranger 1: You are what is wrong with society
Stranger 1: Judging people by how they look
Stranger 2: Now you lost everytging?
Stranger 1: Sure.
Stranger 2: Ya, i do
Stranger 1: Think of it that way.
Stranger 2: M or f?
Stranger 1: F. Like you would fucking care.
Stranger 2: I like to fuck fat girls
Stranger 1: You JUST said that they are ugly
Stranger 1: And smelled
Stranger 1: And now you want to fuck them?
Stranger 1: Wow..
Stranger 2: No, i like that smell
Stranger 1: And your comment about them being ugly?
Stranger 2: Sweaty smell
Stranger 1: Explain that.
Stranger 2: I just try to provoke you
Stranger 1: And it fucking worked you ass hole
Stranger 2: I really like fat
Stranger 1: No you don't
Stranger 1: Youre just being a prick now
Stranger 1: Im pissed still
Stranger 2: Chicks
Stranger 2: Yes, i do
Stranger 2: No, believe me
Stranger 2: 🙁
Stranger 1: Explain to me that right after I told you my gender that you had a change of heart on "Fat Chicks"
Stranger 2: I love them
Stranger 1: Then why did we have this fucking arguement in the first place?
Stranger 2: Not because of that
Stranger 2: To know your attitude 🙂
Stranger 2: I love to provoke people, and find their character
Stranger 1: I'm literally shaking with fucking rage
Stranger 1: UUUGGGHHH
Stranger 2: Cool babe
Stranger 2: Lets have fun
Stranger 2: What is your size,?
Stranger 1: Size?
Stranger 2: Ya, breast size?
Stranger 1: Why should I tell you?
Stranger 1: Why does that matter?
Stranger 2: Tell
Stranger 1: Breasts are just a growth of fat hanging off a female body meant to produce milk
Stranger 2: Its secret..
Stranger 1: They aren't so great
Stranger 2: I treat it in a different way
Stranger 2: Breast are used to make pleasure when we do sex 😛
Stranger 1: We gain literally no pleasure from the stimulation of the breast
Stranger 1: Its like touching skin on your hand
Stranger 1: Nothing
Stranger 1: No pleasure
Stranger 2: I love pressing fat boobs
Stranger 1: Boobs are literally just blobs of fat
Stranger 2: Then where weget pleasure?
Stranger 1: So you are always pressing a "fat boob"
Stranger 2: No, just two times
Stranger 2: My ex girl friend was fat 😛
Stranger 2: But she love to get press her boobs
Stranger 1: Well most people don't
Stranger 1: Like me for example
Stranger 1: I don't like people touching me
Stranger 2: Then what do you like?
Stranger 1: Chocolate
Stranger 1: Internet
Stranger 1: And debates
Stranger 2: What about sex?
Stranger 1: I wouldn't be one to ask
Stranger 1: I'm fucking 15
Stranger 1: I don't know what its like
Stranger 1: And I don't want to know yet
Stranger 2: You dont like to have sex?
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 1: Not yet anyways
Stranger 1: I have goals that I want to achieve
Stranger 1: I want to do it at the right time
Stranger 1: When I have the time to setlle down and have a family
Stranger 2: Then Share your dreams
Stranger 1: You want me to tell you my dreams?
Stranger 2: Ya, i just want to know what your dreams are
Stranger 1: I want to go to a 4 - 8 year university and graduate with a nursing degree
Stranger 1: Then I want to get a nice house
Stranger 2: What is your ambition in life?
Stranger 1: Get settled into a career
Stranger 1: And have a family
Stranger 2: Dont you want a partner?
Stranger 1: Yeah
Stranger 2: What qualities you expect from your partner
Stranger 1: Respect
Stranger 1: Confindence
Stranger 1: Intelligence
Stranger 2: Mutual understanding?
Stranger 1: Yeah
Stranger 2: How many children
Stranger 1: I don't know
Stranger 1: Maybe two
Stranger 1: Or none
Stranger 1: Maybe I want a dog
Stranger 2: None?
Stranger 2: You cant give birth to a dog
Stranger 2: 😛 😀
Stranger 1: You can't tell me how to live my life
Stranger 1: I will birth a dog if i want to
Stranger 2: No, never
Stranger 2: Do you have any boyfriends?
Stranger 1: No
Stranger 1: Ha ha ha
Stranger 1: Thats not gonna happen
Stranger 2: Can i be your bf?
Stranger 1: Ummm.
Stranger 1: Thats a sensitive topic
Stranger 2: You agree?
Stranger 1: Considering how you pissed me off earlier
Stranger 2: Haha..
Stranger 2: So you like me
Stranger 1: Not really
Stranger 1: If fact you piss me off
Stranger 1: But I tolerate you
Stranger 2: No, you are lying
Stranger 1: Just like you
Stranger 2: I like your attitude
Stranger 2: Character
Stranger 1: Really? Most people don't
Stranger 2: But i liked
Stranger 2: You are awesome girl
Stranger 1: If you say so
Stranger 1 has disconnected

 

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Butt rape? Prepare your anus.
Stranger 1: neat
Stranger 2: i honestly would love to be raped
Stranger 2: i mean really its not like i cant take it in the butt every so often
Stranger 1: you should find more open-minded partners
Stranger 1: if you really want it in the butt that bad
Stranger 2: no but out of random like someone goes up to you and just sticks their dick in your butthole
Stranger 2: i would be flattered
Stranger 1: well, i never thought of it that way
Stranger 2: thats exactly what rape is
Stranger 1: well, cool primal instincts, m/f
Stranger 2: f
Stranger 1: neat, where ya from
Stranger 2: im from texas
Stranger 1: ohhhh condolences
Stranger 1: no wonder your butt goes unsatisfied!
Stranger 2: yes
Stranger 2: texas lacks anal rape
Stranger 2: or anything anal
Stranger 1: you could be the wrong gender
Stranger 1: missin out
Stranger 2: wrong gender?
Stranger 1: yeah
Stranger 2: ok
Stranger 2: where are you from
Stranger 1: louisiana
Stranger 2: thats cool fool
Stranger 1: you should try toys
Stranger 1: or get a partner that would spontaniously do you in the butt
Stranger 2: hmm
Stranger 2: i'll keep that in mind
Stranger 2: well goodbye
Stranger 1: goodbye
Stranger 2: 🙂
Stranger 2 has disconnected

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You're now watching two strangers discuss your question!
Question to discuss:
Spread the blood of the innocent.
Stranger 2: Hymen blood?
Stranger 1: Yeah. I'll spread your blood.
Stranger 2: I fuck young children
Stranger 2: And they like it
Stranger 1: ReallyA?
Stranger 1: Cool bro..
Stranger 2: They even fuck eachother
Stranger 1: I fuck children when they come out the wound
Stranger 1: *womb
Stranger 1: What the fuck... how did I get wound and womb mixed up?
Stranger 2: I have a castle filled with horny children of all ages
Stranger 1: Bro NICE!!
Stranger 1: Where is it
Stranger 2: Russia
Stranger 2: Rather secluded
Stranger 1: Imma come there to take your ass
Stranger 2: But it has to
Stranger 2: Ha
Stranger 2: Good luck
Stranger 1: But..... I thought you loved me, NOT THE CHILDREN!
Stranger 2: Fuckholes
Stranger 1: You fuck all holes?
Stranger 2: Sometimes I just watch
Stranger 2: I s
Stranger 1: I'd love for you to fuck my hole..
Stranger 1: My hole on my damn wall
Stranger 2: I watch as children 5-16 find pleasure in any form in my castle
Stranger 2: sometimes people find my castle
Stranger 2: They rarely want to leave
Stranger 2: It's beautiful really
Stranger 1: I dare ya
Stranger 2: To?
Stranger 2: You obviously don't believe me
Stranger 1 has disconnected