The Area 51 Thread

[kurchatovium]

Feel free to discuss all things Alien. Alien autopsies, Anal probes (my personal favorite), Crop circles, Alien abductions, Cow mutilations, etc. etc.

 

[General Zod]

If I am elected world ruler I will get rid of the anal probing aliens from Uranus

 

[kurchatovium]

A most generous gesture General Zod. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I thought aliens were friendly, like in "Close Encounters of the Third Kind." 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Not all of them some of them are mean and use very cold anal probes. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That is quite unpleasant to comtemplate.

 

[kurchatovium]

Yes indeed well there are some very mean aliens out there. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Do you know which planets the mean ones are from?

 

[General Zod]

Yes indeed well there are some very mean aliens out there. 😀 😀 😛

Like Superman he's always saying I'm a bad guy 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

I think Superman needs an krypton anal probe then. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I'd rather not encounter any aliens at all, then. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

Well some are very wuvable. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

How can we tell the mean ones from the wuvable ones? Do you have any pictures? 😀

 

[General Zod]

Wike me huhuhuhuhuhuhuhu That's my Elmer Fudd imatation

 

[kurchatovium]

Well the wuvable ones rarely try to shove stuff up your butt. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That is a very clear indication, I see. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Also wuvable ones dont do mean things to cows either. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

So it's safe to assume that any alien found mutilating a cow is also likely to use anal probes. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

Definetly. Whatever you do dont bend over if you see one of them. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

I will remember that, don't worry. 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

The ones that mutilate cows use the coldest probes of all. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

Do you know why they pick on cows and not sheep? 😀 😛

 

[kurchatovium]

I think its cause the wool on sheep covers up all their nasty mutilations. 😀 😀 😛

 

[milagros317]

That would explain whey they leave goats alone as well. 😀

 

[kurchatovium]

As well as wooly mammoth. 😀 😀 😛