The Ask MrMacphisto a Question Thread

[Helena]

What time do you get up on Saturday morning? 😀

 

[Helena]

Have you ever watched a documentary on Lions?

 

[Helena]

Is it possible to have a "small" piece of a sheet cake?

 

[MrMacphisto]

Would you eat celery without toppings if you had other food choices? 😀

Sure... it's good to snack on 🙂

What time do you get up on Saturday morning? 😀

around noon...

Have you ever watched a documentary on Lions?

Well, I've watched the Planet Earth series, which has a brief part on lions.

Is it possible to have a "small" piece of a sheet cake?

Yes... but it is difficult... 😀

 

[Helena]

Ernie or Bert: Who is cooler?

 

[Helena]

Have you ever given flowers to a woman as a romantic gesture? If yes, what kind where they? If no, why not?

 

[MrMacphisto]

Ernie or Bert: Who is cooler?

hmmm.... Ernie is more funny, so I'll go with him... 😀

Have you ever given flowers to a woman as a romantic gesture? If yes, what kind where they? If no, why not?

Yes... red roses... Although admittedly, I can never remember what each of the colors mean.

 

[Helena]

Should I start some laundry now? 😀

 

[Helena]

When was the last time you did a load of laundry?

 

[Helena]

Using your highest level of math skills, and the formula for making a girl smile, give an approximate guess as to how much a load of laundry weighs.

 

[Helena]

Do you think it's hilarious that a big, bad trucker like Zoddy gets a rash when I'm online? Do you think he's being stubborn by not using his ointment?
Do you think rashes are icky?😀

 

[MrMacphisto]

Using your highest level of math skills, and the formula for making a girl smile, give an approximate guess as to how much a load of laundry weighs.

lol.... um... 10 pounds maybe?

I last did a load a few days ago... (quite a non sequitur, eh?)

 

[MrMacphisto]

Do you think it's hilarious that a big, bad trucker like Zoddy gets a rash when I'm online? Do you think he's being stubborn by not using his ointment?
Do you think rashes are icky?😀

lol... um... I would definitely say rashes are icky... and ointment is a good solution...

 

[Helena]

Have you ever worn a tuxedo in a wedding? If yes, how many times?

 

[Helena]

You mentioned that you like to sing on long car trips.
What is the name of a song you know all the words to?

 

[Helena]

What do you think a good title would be for a song written about your least favorite person?

 

[Helena]

Ever been to prison? If yes, did you ever give or recieve yard justice? Where the uniforms ichy?

 

[Helena]

What is your favorite ice cream?

 

[Helena]

Big Bird or Oscar the Grouch?

 

[Helena]

Would you use the above icon to describe a friend or neighbor? If yes, who is the person? If no, you are a lucky bastard.

 

[MrMacphisto]

Have you ever worn a tuxedo in a wedding? If yes, how many times?

Once... for my cousin's wedding.

You mentioned that you like to sing on long car trips.
What is the name of a song you know all the words to?

Pretty much anything by U2. 😀

What do you think a good title would be for a song written about your least favorite person?

"You're such a corporate *****"

It would be a punk song.... lol

Ever been to prison? If yes, did you ever give or recieve yard justice? Where the uniforms ichy?

Haven't been to prison... good question though... lol

What is your favorite ice cream?

Mint chocolate chip 😀

Big Bird or Oscar the Grouch?

Grouch... although he'd be a lot funnier if Lewis Black did his voice...

Would you use the above icon to describe a friend or neighbor? If yes, who is the person? If no, you are a lucky bastard.

Yes... A friend of mine who lives abroad and is basically an anarchist... lol