The Best Comeback Line Ever

[sole seeker]

I hope this isn't a repost. Sorry if it is.

THE BEST COMEBACK LINE EVER​

This is a portion of National Public Radio (NPR) interview between a female broadcaster and US Marine Corps General Reinwald who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military installation.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: So, General Reinwald, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL REINWALD: We're going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery, and shooting.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Shooting! That's a bit irresponsible, isn't it?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see why, they'll be properly supervised on the rifle range.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children?

GENERAL REINWALD: I don't see how. We will be teaching them proper rifle discipline before they even touch a firearm.

FEMALE INTERVIEWER: But you're equipping them to become violent killers.

GENERAL REINWALD: Well, Ma'am, you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one, are you?

The radio went silent and the interview ended.

 

[goddess_nemesis]

LMAO!

 

[AffectionateDan]

Bam! Hahahahahaha! Sit the hell down and shut the hell up! Priceless!

 

[OnnaOtaku]

F-ing awesome! Gotta love the Marines. Leave it up to a Marine to say that.

 

[Tick L]

Haha, that shut her up quick.

 

[kered]

Semper Fi, General.

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Great line, and he was likely happy that the interview was over. 😀

 

[Tamia78]

Hell yeah! Good one!

 

[natural tickler]

Hooooo-rahhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!

 

[tickleterror]

LMFAO, you gotta love it when annoying people get put in their place.

 

[drew70]

Ha!! God, that was perfect! That last line I picture happening this way...
"Well you're equipped to be a prostitute, but you're not one....(pause)...are you?

 

[steph]

Hilarious honey! 😛
XOXO