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The cheeziest pickup lines you've ever heard or - god help you - used?

Interesting that one, coz I usually bang on about physics in the pub when talking to an attractive lass, utterly unaware of the fact that she has no idea what I'm talking about. Mind you, I probably don't either.
 
My favs (that I've heard...not used 😛 )....

"Your body's name must be "Visa" 'cause it's everywhere I want to be!!"

"Let's rearrange the alphabet so that "I" can be next to "U"."

:jester:
 
This one comes right out of a game...
"You must be 18 or older to ride"
 
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