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the correct screwdriver

milagros317

milagros317

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Me: Could you please bring me a screwdriver?

She: Flathead, Phillips, or Vodka?

That's when I knew I wanted to marry her.
 
A good thing you didn't ask for a White Russian; she'd be making plans to travel to Moscow! Got to admire anyone who plans for all contingencies!
 
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