The Death Test

[crydun]

yes, I know it's morbid. But, why not?

The Death Test www.okcupid.com/death






According to our research, you'll be dead by

May 2057
at age 80


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 80.4 years


AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average woman.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 18882.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 36% of your life.





A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 782195 test takers.



17% smoke.

42% have health insurance.

5% eat a lot of nice beef.

39% hold in farts.

13% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

 

[milagros317]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

February 2032
at age 82


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 81.9 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 9658.3 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 68% of your life.





A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 782197 test takers.



17% smoke.

42% have health insurance.

5% eat a lot of nice beef.

39% hold in farts.

13% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.

 

[crydun]

interesting

 

[Moses25]

I've already lived 44% of my life?!?

I've gotta change that...

...and get moving.

Cheers.

 

[Mimi]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

July 2050
at age 77


- probable cause -


heart attack


YOU DIE: 77.0 years


AVERAGE FEMALE LIFE SPAN: 77.1 years


As you can plainly see, you have no more health & vitality than the average woman.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% heart attack
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 16389.2 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 42% of your life.

 

[K-Skate417]

November 2065
at age 81


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 80.6 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% car accident
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 21982.0 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 25% of your life

 

[lk70]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

May 2056
at age 86


- probable cause -

cancer


Well! whatever. If I get too sick, I got a pal who promised to knock me off. 🙂

 

[venray]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

September 2030
at age 77

Heart attack

 

[Mitchell]

According to the Test, it said I will be dead by July 2046, at age 76, from a probable cause of Heart Attack. I forgot all the rest of the info there, but at least it told me when I die! So, I have almost 41 years left, time to make the most of it!

Mitch

 

[Sultrybrunette]

I will be dead by 2039 at age 81 and probable cause will be heart attack which makes sense since both of my parents have heart problems. I don't really know if I would want to live past that anyway.

 

[natural tickler]

It says I'll be dead by September 2043. But with God's grace, I will fly by those numbers

 

[isabeau]

dead at 2032 of cancer whoopeee lol gee

isabeau 😱

 

[milagros317]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

September 2030
at age 77

Heart attack

Even though you're a little younger than I am, this says that you are going to die before me. I'll miss you, good friend.

 

[mark 19]

According to our research, you'll be dead by
January 2065
at age 79

- probable cause -
cancer

YOU DIE: 79.0 years
As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.

Hey I've had worse! 😀

 

[Doubold_T]

I've been dead for three months????

I died-being trampled by rabid sheep???

Somthin' wrong here. Somethin' WAY wrong!

Heh, heh! June 2029. age 71, from cancer.

And you can confirm with q-ball, I never hold in my farts!

 

[Dave2112]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

November 2013
at age 46


- probable cause -


heart attack or suicide


YOU DIE: 45.6 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have less health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
50% heart attack
35% suicide
13% overdose
1% drowning of the lungs
1% wounds



You have 2967.7 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 82% of your life.
*******************************

Hmmmmm........ For someone who's grown increasingly jaded with life on this wholly money-oriented planet...is this a good or bad thing?

 

[venray]

Even though you're a little younger than I am, this says that you are going to die before me. I'll miss you, good friend.

Thank you sir..I shall welcome you to the other side upon your arrival.... 😀

 

[lightninbug]

The Clock runs out...

OCTOBER 2031

Age: 79

Heart Attack

Either that or I kick off @ age 104 ...shot by a JEALOUS 25 Year old Husband.
Pretty Cool Huh?

BUG 😎

 

[Hey_Look_Its_Me]

According to our research, you'll be dead by

November 2063
at age 76


- probable cause -


cancer


YOU DIE: 76.3 years


AVERAGE MALE LIFE SPAN: 72.5 years


As you can plainly see, you have more health & vitality than the average man.







WHY YOU DIE?
56% cancer
24% ulcers/bowel toughness
13% loneliness
5% drowning of the lungs
2% wounds



You have 21214.9 days left on this earth.
You've already lived 24% of your life.





A FEW COLLECTED STATISTICS
Across all 786056 test takers.



17% smoke.

42% have health insurance.

5% eat a lot of nice beef.

39% hold in farts.

13% are impressed with themselves.
The top cause of death among relatives was cancer.
The most widely suffered ailment among takers is high blood pressure.
The average day for an OkCupid user involves 7.8 hours of sleep and 1.1 movements of the bowel.