The Dept Of Highways

[steph]

>>A Minnesota Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and
>>talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect
>>your farm for a possible new road."
>>
>>The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
>>
>>The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of
>>Minnesota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go
>>wherever I wish on farm land."
>>
>>So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud
>>screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the
>>fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
>>madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
>>employee at every step.
>>
>>The old farmer shouted after him, "Show him your card, smart ass!!"

 

[kilitiinko1]

Good one,goddess!

Ah,the power of paper....!!!! 😉

 

[drew70]

Haha! Farmer vs government beaurocrat? I'll go with the farmer every time! 😀

 

[milagros317]

LMAO 😛
Very good joke, Steph. 😀

 

[goddess_nemesis]

The bull must have saw red. LOL!

 

[steph]

Thanks honeys!
XOXO

 

[Illtcklu]

Here I sit upon the pooper;
about to give birth to a Missouri State Trooper.

 

[bellystrokes]

>>A Minnesota Department of Highways employee stopped at a farm and
>>talked with an old farmer. He told the farmer, "I need to inspect
>>your farm for a possible new road."
>>
>>The old farmer said, "OK, but don't go in that field."
>>
>>The Highways employee said, "I have the authority of the State of
>>Minnesota to go where I want. See this card? I am allowed to go
>>wherever I wish on farm land."
>>
>>So the old farmer went about his farm chores. Later, he heard loud
>>screams and saw the Department of Highways employee running for the
>>fence and close behind was the farmer's prize bull. The bull was
>>madder than a nest full of hornets and the bull was gaining on the
>>employee at every step.
>>
>>The old farmer shouted after him, "Show him your card, smart ass!!"

Just read it, goddess and that is probably one of the funniest jokes ever.

 

[theticklingmaster]

Farmer 1, Gov't 0

Thanks Steph, I love gov't jokes.

 

[steph]

I know, huh!
XOXO

Just read it, goddess and that is probably one of the funniest jokes ever.