Actually, the book the following information comes from is titled "The Dieter's Guide to Weight Loss During Sex" by Richard Smith, but I'm sure most of us are more interested in the tickling aspects of calorie burning. 😉
We just picked up the book today, and were rather surprised to see there were several references to tickling and activities related to it. Here is a list of the calories you can burn while engaging in certain tickling related activities (please remember this book is meant to be humerous and tongue in cheek...these are not scientific based facts):
Writhing
From Pleasure........................................................................12
From Pain.............................................................................12 1/4
From Tickling.........................................................................16
(add 5 calories if your partner is holding you down while tickling).....21
Gross Contortions (while trying to escape tickling)........................28
Stroking
With Feather.........................................................................4
With Hand.............................................................................6
With Tips of Fingers................................................................7
With Tips of Toes...................................................................68
With Suede Cat-O-Nine Tails....................................................22
With Magic Marker..................................................................11
Oral Administrations
Toe Sucking..........................................................................12
With Shoes on.......................................................................49
Nosebleed (caused by excessively ticklish partner).......................5
Related Noises
Giggling................................................................................7
Laughing..............................................................................11
Short Gasps..........................................................................3
Wheezing.............................................................................5
Squealing.............................................................................4
Growling...............................................................................8
Shouting..............................................................................16
Screaming............................................................................18
Urgent Begging......................................................................22
Pleading for Mercy..................................................................8
Bondage
Binding Partner with Rope........................................................12
Binding Partner with Neckties...................................................9
Binding Partner with Handcuffs.................................................3
Binding Partner with Shackles...................................................6
Binding Partner with Leg Irons..................................................5
Binding Partner with Glue........................................................10
Escaping Bondage
Struggling to Get Free while Partner is Tickling Your Feet..............41
Untying Knots / Releasing Bonds with Fingernails.........................7
Without using Fingernails........................................................22
After Effects
Swooning.............................................................................6
Palpitations..........................................................................10
Shortness of Breath...............................................................5
Perspiring.............................................................................8
Amnesia...............................................................................22
And we thought tickling was just for fun!! WOW! Somebody call Richard Simmons! Erm.....wait.....on second though, DON'T call Richard Simmons. We'll keep this our little secret!
Mimi 😀
P.S. Yes, all of those I listed above DO actually appear in the book. I made nothing up.
We just picked up the book today, and were rather surprised to see there were several references to tickling and activities related to it. Here is a list of the calories you can burn while engaging in certain tickling related activities (please remember this book is meant to be humerous and tongue in cheek...these are not scientific based facts):
Writhing
From Pleasure........................................................................12
From Pain.............................................................................12 1/4
From Tickling.........................................................................16
(add 5 calories if your partner is holding you down while tickling).....21
Gross Contortions (while trying to escape tickling)........................28
Stroking
With Feather.........................................................................4
With Hand.............................................................................6
With Tips of Fingers................................................................7
With Tips of Toes...................................................................68
With Suede Cat-O-Nine Tails....................................................22
With Magic Marker..................................................................11
Oral Administrations
Toe Sucking..........................................................................12
With Shoes on.......................................................................49
Nosebleed (caused by excessively ticklish partner).......................5
Related Noises
Giggling................................................................................7
Laughing..............................................................................11
Short Gasps..........................................................................3
Wheezing.............................................................................5
Squealing.............................................................................4
Growling...............................................................................8
Shouting..............................................................................16
Screaming............................................................................18
Urgent Begging......................................................................22
Pleading for Mercy..................................................................8
Bondage
Binding Partner with Rope........................................................12
Binding Partner with Neckties...................................................9
Binding Partner with Handcuffs.................................................3
Binding Partner with Shackles...................................................6
Binding Partner with Leg Irons..................................................5
Binding Partner with Glue........................................................10
Escaping Bondage
Struggling to Get Free while Partner is Tickling Your Feet..............41
Untying Knots / Releasing Bonds with Fingernails.........................7
Without using Fingernails........................................................22
After Effects
Swooning.............................................................................6
Palpitations..........................................................................10
Shortness of Breath...............................................................5
Perspiring.............................................................................8
Amnesia...............................................................................22
And we thought tickling was just for fun!! WOW! Somebody call Richard Simmons! Erm.....wait.....on second though, DON'T call Richard Simmons. We'll keep this our little secret!
Mimi 😀
P.S. Yes, all of those I listed above DO actually appear in the book. I made nothing up.
No wonder I am kind of thin... 
