A Guy Goes To A Supermarket And Notices And Beautiful Blonde Wave At Him And Say Hello.
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> He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From.
> So He Says "do You Know Me?".
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> To Which She Replies "i Think Your The Father Of One Of My Children."
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> Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And
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> "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The
> Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped My
> Ass With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?".
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> She Said "no, I'm Your Sons Math Teacher."
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> He's Rather Taken Back, Because He Can't Place Where He Knows Her From.
> So He Says "do You Know Me?".
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> To Which She Replies "i Think Your The Father Of One Of My Children."
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> Now He Thinks Back To The Only Time He Has Ever Been Unfaithful And
Says
> "my God, Are You The Stripper From My Bachelor Party That I Laid On The
> Pool Table With All My Buddies Watching, While Your Partner Whipped My
> Ass With Wet Celery And Then Stuck A Carrot Up My Butt?".
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> She Said "no, I'm Your Sons Math Teacher."
