The Gassy Geezer Thread

[blondie46]

Once my ex f**ted while there was a big fly buzzing around over his beehind. The fly dropped at a 90 degree angle, dead in mid air.

 

[milagros317]

Fatal gas for the fly. 😛

 

[Storm_Cat]

turn your speakers on ... !! 😀

http://www.funwithfarts.com/fart_sounds.html

 

[milagros317]

Very amusing, thanks for the link. 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Hmm I wonder how many gassy geezers have visited this thread so far.......

 

[leafstk]

Everyone has gas.

Not everyone, lol 😛 Atleast I don't think I'm an old geezer yet

 

[ShiningIce]

You're gassy and you know it.

 

[leafstk]

Well, I'm watching the game with some spicy chicken wings and a few beers tonight... I'll report back and let you know the results 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

Gassy is classy!

 

[milagros317]

I'm not sure it's so classy in public. 😛

 

[ShiningIce]

Those people are just jealous of good healthy bowels.

 

[milagros317]

Or maybe they don't like the odor. 😀

 

[His Divine Shadow]

I can't argue with him. It is healthy to have some gas, especially after an operation (Although probably not for those around you.).

 

[milagros317]

Excuse me a moment, I have to pass gas now. 😛

 

[Storm_Cat]

Hmm I wonder how many gassy geezers have visited this thread so far.......

You were the first ... !! 😀

 

[ShiningIce]

How dare you!

 

[amk714]

You're gassy and you know it.

If you're gassy and you know it, pass some gas (fart fart)
If you're gassy and you know it, pass some gas (fart fart)
If you're gassy and you know it, then your face will surely show it
If you're gassy and you know it, pass some gas. (fart fart)

 

[milagros317]

I don't like it when people fart in the elevator. 😛

 

[amk714]

I don't like it when people fart in the elevator. 😛

I don't like it when people fart, and don't admit it, even though it's obvious. Just own up to your gas; I'll respect you more. 😛

 

[milagros317]

Outdoors, I couldn't care less. 😀

 

[amk714]

I don't care if people fart, because it's natural. Everyone has to fart. I just wish people wouldn't lie about it when they do. 😱

 

[milagros317]

I don't lie about it. 😀

 

[amk714]

I'm sure you don't, Mils.

 

[leafstk]

In fact, I feel like passing gas on this entire thread *rumble, rumble*

 

[amk714]

In that case, Leaf, I'd better stay away from this thread. 😀 😛