The Giant Clam runs for congress

[Bugman]

Giant Clams can't run for nothin'. They got no legs.

 

[General Zod]

What is the clam doing for Kryptonian rights?

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam has no current stance on Kryptonian rights. But that could change.

The Giant Clam doesn't need legs to run for office, he currently has enough voters supporting him.

The Giant Clam isn't worried about Shemp. In the words of Julie Brown: "cause, like.......he's dead."



Drew

 

[General Zod]

The Giant Clam has no current stance on Kryptonian rights. But that could change.

The Giant Clam doesn't need legs to run for office, he currently has enough voters supporting him.

The Giant Clam isn't worried about Shemp. In the words of Julie Brown: "cause, like.......he's dead."



Drew

If he wants my vote,he will change,. 😀

 

[venray]

No, not Kered.


The clam needs to worry about Shemp!

Of course you know that Cappy himself is the campaign manager and will not look kindly upon one of his own cliquers not showing support...just sayin...

and.............................wait for it................................................


























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THERE IS NO SHEMP!!!

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Of course you know that Cappy himself is the campaign manager ...

Shouldn't that read : clampaign manager?

 

[venray]

Shouldn't that read : clampaign manager?

I stand corrected...

 

[kered]

Really? Maybe that's what they want you to believe but Shemp is here and Shemp smells better than a stinky clam.

Shemp was once ambassador to Krypton and understands their legal system, ensuring Kryptonian concerns will be heard.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Really? Maybe that's what they want you to believe but Shemp is here and Shemp smells better than a stinky clam.

Shemp was once ambassador to Krypton and understands their legal system, ensuring Kryptonian concerns will be heard.

The Giant Clam has no issues with a man who wants to smell one of The Three Stooges.

While Shemp was the Krypton Ambassador, there were allegations that he was secretly lobbying to legalize Kryptonite!



Drew

 

[CMartin]

Contrary to the rumors you may have heard.....the giant clam is not part of any "shell" corporations.

 

[CMartin]

The Giant Clam has no issues with a man who wants to smell one of The Three Stooges.

While Shemp was the Krypton Ambassador, there were allegations that he was secretly lobbying to legalize Kryptonite!



Drew

"Legalizing Kryptonite" is clearly a half-baked scheme.....the giant clam does not approve as it can wreak havoc on one's "mussels".......

 

[General Zod]

The Giant Clam has no issues with a man who wants to smell one of The Three Stooges.

While Shemp was the Krypton Ambassador, there were allegations that he was secretly lobbying to legalize Kryptonite!



Drew

Those allegations were,and still are,false.

 

[kered]

Save the cheerleader........save the world and vote for Shemp!

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Save the cheerleader........save the world and vote for Shemp!

Poutine has a better chance of running for office than Shemp does.




Drew

 

[kered]

Poutine is Shemp's running mate.

 

[venray]

Poutine is Shemp's running mate.

But the Giant clam has Animala..."Rower"

 

[kered]

Kro-Bar and Lattis will soon take care of that.

 

[venray]

Kro-Bar and Lattis will soon take care of that.

They gave their blessing and will be singing "Flemmmiiiiiinnnnnng" at the wedding..

 

[kered]

I love that movie! Jungle Brad endorses Shemp!

 

[venray]

I love that movie! Jungle Brad endorses Shemp!

Sorry Larry and the cast are already making the Giant Clam: Road to Washington Documentary. We have all the endorsements already..Shemp just isnt Far out enough for that Crew.....but a talking Giant Political Clam....Seriously

YOU do the math...then come over to the dark side....we have an Umbrella stand for you.....

 

[kered]

We'll see.

 

[Bugman]

I am shell shocked by the puns this thread has spawned...That said, Giant Clams, (or smaller ones for that matter) are quite tasty when steamed and served with melted garlic butter, with a salad on the side.

 

[venray]

We'll see.

Yes in September 2012...just before the BIG election...

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

I'm not at all concerned about the GIant Clam's prospects. The people of Cantelopia, following in the footsteps of their goddess, Animala, support him all the way. And with the magical powers of the Dalp on Anacrab in hand....

Just sayin' 😀

 

[venray]

We'll see.

Oh and Kered........you havent touched your food....