The Giant Clam runs for congress

[kered]

Larry Blamire would probably be thrilled to know we like his movies that much to quote from them and mention characters from them. Eight O'Clock Faraday and Billie Tuesday will be covering the election.


Vote for Shemp!

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam would like it to be known that after he wins the election, he'll still continue to do science. And experiments with water......good ol' H2O as he likes to call it.




Drew

 

[venray]

The late Jacques Cousteau Would have been so proud...

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

The late Jacques Cousteau Would have been so proud...

Always agree!

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

Oh! And ya know who else supports the Giant Clam...?

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And a special endorsement from a special someone, telling us what she thinks of the past record of the Giant Clam...

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[TklDuo-Drew]

If The Giant Clam loses the election, maybe Animala should run for office.


Rower.



Drew

 

[kopfhorer]

Will the Giant Clam debate the issues on camera, or will he just clam up?

 

[kered]

I'd vote for a Shemp/Animala ticket!

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

The Giant Clam continues to gain more endorsements...as seen in the image in my sig below...

AND in Drew's!

 

[Soda Bobinski]

Potential Scandal!!!

2010 is not the first time Shemp has had a run-in w/clams.

Based on this footage , one has to question what Shemp's true motives are for entering this year's election :

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[venray]

Ok the sigs tell it all...vote for the Clam! and not that dead guy...

 

[venray]

 

[kered]

Ahh .......the clam is back to using negative ads and making up ficticious stories to discredit Shemp. The clam probably got it's voter petition names out of graveyards again.


Shemp tells it straight and doesn't water down the truth.

Vote for Shemp and save the cheerleader!

 

[General Zod]

Who is this............Clam?

I am still not convinced to vote for the clam.

 

[kered]

Who is this............Clam?

I am still not convinced to vote for the clam.

Since Shemp would like to keep the record straight.....He did bitch-slap Superman to the ground in 1956. Superman had it coming....


A vote for Shemp is a vote for Shemp!!

 

[General Zod]

Since Shemp would like to keep the record straight.....He did bitch-slap Superman to the ground in 1956. Superman had it coming....


A vote for Shemp is a vote for Shemp!!

A lot of points in favor of Shemp.

What sayeth the giant clam?

 

[TklDuo-Ann]

The clam probably got it's voter petition names out of graveyards again.

Not so! But, even if it were, it'd be better than the candiate himself coming from the graveyard! Vote for the Giant Clam!

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

I have actual film footage of Shemp and his cronies working as shady delegates for a couple of low life hoods. And they're trying to get oil!!


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The Giant Clam would never resort to such dishonest work.



Drew

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

A lot of points in favor of Shemp.

What sayeth the giant clam?

These are the clam security that guard The Fortress of Solitude.......keeping it safe.


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Drew

 

[venray]

This video was put out by the elect Shemp organization to garner support.....

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[General Zod]

These are the clam security that guard The Fortress of Solitude.......keeping it safe.


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Drew

Um......................You do realize the fortress of solitude belongs to superman,not me right? 😛

 

[venray]

Um......................You do realize the fortress of solitude belongs to superman,not me right? 😛

and YOU realize that those clams dont provide much security....right?...

*nudge nudge...wink wink....say no more...*

 

[General Zod]

and YOU realize that those clams dont provide much security....right?...

*nudge nudge...wink wink....say no more...*

10-4 😉

What sayeth thou,brother Shemp?

hey.......................Maybe Shemp and Giant Clam can be together?

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

Um......................You do realize the fortress of solitude belongs to superman,not me right? 😛

Hey, I'm just making a statement here.

The Giant Clam won't work with Shemp cause he's a tax cheat. Here is footage of Shemp and his thugs actually ADMITTING to cheating on their taxes.......and LAUGHING about it!!!



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The Giant Clam will not allow himself to be connected to this unlawful behavior.


Drew

 

[kered]

Shemp was just following the obscure tax laws of that time. Whereas the clam has been collecting and not reporting income for years and puting it in an off shore account.

The clam gave Superman the land to build his fortress. Shemp bitchslapped Superman. You do the math, Zod.

A vote for Shemp is another vote not for the clam.