The Giant Clam runs for congress

[TklDuo-Drew]

The Giant Clam's income tax is all up-to-date and legal. No offshore accounts exist.

The Giant Clam has no affiliation with Superman, they've never met. Although The Giant Clam heard about some folks floating around the galaxy trapped in some glass square. Perhaps they can be rehabilitated..........it's been what , 30 years?



Drew

 

[General Zod]

Shemp was just following the obscure tax laws of that time. Whereas the clam has been collecting and not reporting income for years and puting it in an off shore account.

The clam gave Superman the land to build his fortress. Shemp bitchslapped Superman. You do the math, Zod.

A vote for Shemp is another vote not for the clam.

So those clams guarding the fortess of solitude are waiting in ambush for me?

 

[venray]

So those clams guarding the fortess of solitude are waiting in ambush for me?

Now Zod...you are an intelligent man....take a look at the picture of the clams you think are guarding the fortress....

Now ask yourself the following: "Is there a sunny sandy beach anywhere NEAR the fortress of solitude?"

I knew you would understand.....

Now look at my sig pic carefully....note the V in vote is a hand with two fingers ready to strike....

That's right..its Moe's hand ready to eyepoke Shemp....

The Giant Clam is endorsed by Moe.....the LEADER of the three stooges.....

Now you know who you have to vote for here...

Kered is blowing smokescreens to cover up the fact that Shemp is Superman's puppet.....

 

[kered]

Or you can just walk into the Fortress and get hit by Krypton rays fired by clams.



Vote for Shemp and save a kitty.

 

[venray]

Or you can just walk into the Fortress and get hit by Krypton rays fired by clams.



Vote for Shemp and save a kitty.

You must really think the people are just plain unintelligent.....

Much like many of our "leaders" already in office...

Zod wont buy into that crap...

 

[General Zod]

What is the Giant Clam's stance on celery?

What is Shemp's stance on celery?

 

[venray]

The Giant Clam has no use for celery and thinks it's the worst tasting vegetable ever....

Shemp on the other had has always worshipped celery in his own warped way..

(See poster below)

 

[General Zod]

The Giant Clam has no use for celery and thinks it's the worst tasting vegetable ever....

Shemp on the other had has always worshipped celery in his own warped way..

(See poster below)

What sayeth thou,brother Shemp? 😀

 

[venray]

What sayeth thou,brother Shemp? 😀

He is having his script writers try and come up with a response...

I am sure it will be a denial, however it is quite clear that he is a........






CELERY LOVER!!!!

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

"Pssst......hey Shemp......I've got that bushel of celery you wanted me to order and.....waitaminit....DOH!!!"





The Giant Clam

 

[General Zod]

"Pssst......hey Shemp......I've got that bushel of celery you wanted me to order and.....waitaminit....DOH!!!"





The Giant Clam

Caught red handed with celery for Shemp.

 

[TklDuo-Drew]

It's ok..........celery is perfectly legal and healthy.





Drew

 

[General Zod]

It's ok..........celery is perfectly legal and healthy.





Drew

 

[venray]

Thats just Drew...he speaketh NOT for the giant Clam

 

[kered]

The only time Shemp has any use for selery is a small container of celery salt used in cooking clams and other anti-Zod seafood and with vodka in making Bloody Marys.


Steak and Taters.....ther Official food of Shemp!

 

[venray]

The only time Shemp has any use for selery is a small container of celery salt used in cooking clams and other anti-Zod seafood and with vodka in making Bloody Marys.


Steak and Taters.....ther Official food of Shemp!

Shemp is dead...long live the Giant Clam.....!!