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The Grand Epic of Pigeon Todd

Yep. xD
So why don't we let the other people here read the poem and then decide who they believe? :D

Sure, works fine by me! :D But just so you know, I already have the full support of Rothford, so it's 1-0 so far :p
 
Sure, works fine by me! :D But just so you know, I already have the full support of Rothford, so it's 1-0 so far :p

Well, I have the full support of my cat and her neighbour-lover cat. :jester: So 2-1 to me! ;D
 
Well, I have the full support of my cat and her neighbour-lover cat. :jester: So 2-1 to me! ;D

Yeah, well, then I invoke the support of Mayor West! 2-2! :p

I say we let Leafstk's vote be the dealbreaker :jester:
 
Yeah, well, then I invoke the support of Mayor West! 2-2! :p

I say we let Leafstk's vote be the dealbreaker :jester:

And I have the support of Mrs Cheer -> :cheer:
3-2 ;)

No! He's always on your side! :( xD
I think we count the votes from the people. ;)
 
And I have the support of Mrs Cheer -> :cheer:
3-2 ;)

No! He's always on your side! :( xD
I think we count the votes from the people. ;)

Smilies don't count :p

And yeah, that was kinda the point :jester:
 
...and so a new piece of writing is added to the holy scriptures! :p


Accounts of Todd's most Divine Presence and Influence


Memoirs of a Pwnt Sweed

Chapter 1

Narrator:
Lo, this is a tale of faith indeed,
of Ape-Hustler Carsomyr in pwning Sweed!
The latter lacks a faith of mind,
which with tickling she'll be forced to find!

Carsomyr:
It all began a sunny day;
Sweed was pwnt to her dismay.
She begged and squealed, her hamster voice;
was making quite the noice!

And then the day just after that;
we went to skype to chat!
And there poor Sweed, she squealed some more,
the others, they were never bored!

But earlier that very day;
Sweed got über-pwnt once more!
Don't listen to what SHE would say;
of her failure I am sure!

The third day she gave up again;
this time before the noon!
As surely as that it would rain,
she always gives up really soon!

Tickling others though, is not her thing;
she failed at pwning me!
This inspires me to once more sing;
I'll continue on my evil spree!

EXEUNT


Interlude - "Sweed's Interjection"

Sweed:
That evening Sweed got tickled once more,
and struggled to get free.
Of her success, she was goddamn sure,
and was right, 'cause she managed to flee!

She struggled her way out of Carso's grip,
and then around the house took a trip.
Of course this didn't last for long,
but to forget that escape would be wrong.

Then Carso blamed an ache in the head,
and then collapsed on his bed.
So now my friends I ask to you;
who is pwning who?

EXEUNT


Chapter 2

Carsomyr:
Yet later in the evening though;
Sweed wasn't pwnt much faster.
But what she said will make you "wow",
she begged and called me Master!

That must have been quite an ordeal;
of one thing I am very sure!
Regardless of embarrassment she'd feel,
she couldn't walk straight anymore!

Then Sweed begged me to no end,
not to mention the "Master" part!
With excuses she tried to explain and mend;
but for that I am too smart!

She pulled a Todd and flew and fled,
she'll have to pay the price!
So I mentioned it as you have read;
for now that will suffice.

But when I see her next - for now she's gone,
I'll pwn her still for hours on!

The fourth day, sorry I digress,
my brush met once more with Sweed's sole.
She was a giggling, begging mess,
although she lasted for four hours whole!

But soon our story ends, as she went home on the fifth day;
Todd's blessing surely helped pwn Sweed!
It is as High Dope Adam West would say;
still no amount of tickling satiates that damn 'lees greed!

EXEUNT

:bwahaha:

BTW, I'm on Sweed's side. :angel:
 
Sorry Cars,

But much like Sweed I know what it's like to blurt silly things like that out when you're under DURESS :p

Sweed has my vote too :p
 
Sorry Cars,

But much like Sweed I know what it's like to blurt silly things like that out when you're under DURESS :p

Sweed has my vote too :p

Yaay! :rainbowbounce: :yourock:

And don't you worry about breaking his ego, it's already too big after this week. :rowfull: It's only good for him if it decreases a bit. :jester:
 
What the hell?!? :eek:

Ok, you guys just wait till Leaf and the others see this! THEY'LL be on my side! :angry: :mad: xD
 
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