The ' Have You Ever ' Game Thread

[WishToBeTickled]

Simple Enough
I'll ask a question, you have to answer it and then ask another question.

Q: Have you ever got so drunk you spent the night somewhere and woke up not knowing where you where??

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Nope, never! 😛

Q: Have you ever eaten it trying to exit your vehicle? lol

 

[McNoodle]

More times than I can count! One time I slipped on the ice getting out of my truck, grabbed the bottom of the door frame and slid almost completely underneath. My asshole friend howled for a good 15 minutes or more!

Have you ever had a lake enema while water skiing?

 

[leafstk]

^ROFLMAO to BOTH!!!!

Yes indeed... NOT a good feeling!!

Have you ever had a close encounter with a not so friendly animal?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Yes! I've been swooped by many a bird in my time AND accosted by a hungry goanna that wanted my Vegemite sandwhich

Have you ever farted loudly in a public place?

 

[milagros317]

Yes, I most certainly did and it was very embarrassing. 😱

Have you ever had sex in an airplane?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

Nope. Never even been on a plane. 🙂



Have you ever broken a bone while doing a stupid stunt? 😀

 

[leafstk]

Yes I have!! Attempting something on my bike years ago, I flipped out and broke my wrist, lol

Have you ever been "puddle jumping" on a snowmobile? 😱

 

[Angel77]

Omg, these are hysterical!

Ok, to answer leafy's question, no, I have not.

Have you ever been arrested?

 

[drewskee]

No, thankfully I have not.

Have you ever had somebody pull a gun on you?

 

[K-Skate417]

Nope

Have you ever pulled a gun on somebody else?

 

[leafstk]

Lord no, lmao! I will never allow a gun in my house... ever.

Have you ever been sprayed by a skunk? 😱

 

[K-Skate417]

No, but came close a few times

Have you ever seen a deer run by you while hiking?

 

[CD216]

Nope.

Have you ever sent a drunk text to someone you should not have done so?

 

[leafstk]

Yes..... *hangs head in shame*

Have you ever found that blaming such an act on the booze doesn't work?

 

[goddess_nemesis]

I don't know. I've never done any drunk texting or anything like that.


Have you ever had a deer jump out in front of you when you're driving?

 

[paracarl44]

I had a deer run alongside my car while he was trying to get uphill, he finally decided that he would return to the orchard where he came from. BTW: I know it was a he because he had a nice rack, but when you can see the vapor from his nostrils, that was too close.


Have you ever ran over an animal while driving your vehicle?

 

[voided9]

I've never run over an animal so far, luckily.


Have you ever gone bungee jumping?

 

[paracarl44]

No and don't attend to.


Have you ever rode a looping roller coaster?

 

[PhoenixRising]

Several. Loch Ness Monster at Busch Gardens, Anaconda at Kings Dominion... Okay, two then. Have you ever sneezed and farted at the same time?

 

[deadlywiffeathr]

Never

Have you ever been spotted singing in your car by another motorist?

 

[paracarl44]

Nope, I'm not a singer.


Have you ever had your car break down and have to walk several miles to get help

 

[puretickling]

No

Have you ever had your toes sucked as you were sleeping?

 

[Bator]

Yes, not a good idea

Have you ever gone into a room in your house and forgot why you went in there?

 

[paracarl44]

No.


Have you ever had a flat tire in below freezing weather?