the "image war" thread

[FeatherDaemon1]

Let's get into the modern era of firepower with this Kitty-esque piece of armament.

 

[a1532b]

I vanquish both of you by merging the cats AND the weapons! Behold!

 

[melanie2]

ha this beats all things with guns...so there...

 

[Cbarton]

Oh sure, Izzy, post a picture of naked chicks with guns...

Here is my prefered version of chicken...

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Baseball has room for only one clown!

"Missed it by that much."

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Wasn't THIS the guy who always used to say "Missed it by THAT much!"?

...SORRY about that, FeatherDaemon 😉

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

And speaking of "just missing it"...

 

[TickleTheater]

If only he had a Serta underneath him...

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

If only he had a Serta underneath him...

Or if he'd have worn his helmet. :laughing:

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

With her looks he better be packing his spear and magic helmet!

 

[melanie2]

Here comes Tweety to save the day..

 

[a1532b]

'Nuff said.

 

[melanie2]

grrrrr how dare you...take that Mango...how to eat a mango

 

[a1532b]

 

[Dr. Bill Kobb]

Remember that special-ops team that I mentioned in another thread? Actually, it's just Isabeau. :ggrin:

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Mmmm... Mangos just as good as nanners... Mmmm....

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Should anyone recall this riveting scene from Disney's "Monkeys, Go Home!"...

...then it would become clear that, while teaching a monkey how to eat a wide variety of semi-exotic fruits can be indeed impressive, a trained monkey that THIS forum could best appreciate would be deftly skilled in doing THIS...

 

[TickleTheater]

Nothing Mario can't handle!

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

Does Mario ever actually work? How does he pay his bills?

On second thought, we should be happy he doesn't.

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Coming to an informercial near you!

Act now and we'll knock ten dollars off the ALREADY low, LOW introductory price of just $19.95 a bucket! NOT available in stores, only through this exclusive TV offer! But WAIT! There's MORE! Order NOW and we'll throw in a brass-handled spackle-spreader at NO extra cost!

(Can anyone ELSE see Dom DeLuise and Rosie O' Donnell starring in an infomercial for this stuff? MAN, am I gonna hafta apologize to God for this...)

 

[FeatherDaemon1]

The Ultimate 5-Gallon Tub!

Just unload all the mayo and just dump it all on my burger. That is an actual 5-gallon tub as well. I did enough floor care in my college dies to ID that bucket anywhere.

*Edit* Upon further review it is a 4 gallon tub. The heathen bastards!

 

[a1532b]

Behold! The anti-Mayo!

 

[TickleTheater]

You rang? :scared

 

[makemlaugh2003]

Well, ol' Richard can "sweat to the oldies" all he wants to...

...while I would much rather prefer to sweat for about two hours on the john after feasting on THIS :drool

 

[TickleTheater]

While I am appalled that they lumped in sweet, healthy, and delicious sushi rolls in with the fried food, this looks like a job for...