The "Interview the Person Above You" Game!!!

[C.K. Storyteller]

If you could only save three trees, which ones would they be?

I have an empty Poland Spring bottle, if that helps.

 

[milagros317]

I need to piss now and there's no bathroom here, do you have something to piss in?

Two lost dogs, far from home.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What were those "Homeward Bound" movies about?

July 3, 2010.

 

[milagros317]

When will you finally clean out the garage?

Two cats fighting with each other.

 

[C.K. Storyteller]

What was that raucous racket that woke me up last night?

Dippity - Do

 

[Jason Reborn]

What comes before "Dah" in that children's song?

Because she asked me to brush it.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Why are you in the closet with my grandmother's Pekinese?


About 5:30

 

[Jason Reborn]

What time was your electro-shock therapy?


She wanted to see it.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Why did you expose yourself to the Queen?


We're waiting for Godot.

 

[SydneyMermaid]

What are you drunks doing hanging around in this bar?


It seemed like a good idea at the time.

 

[Jason Reborn]

Why did you summon cats to do your dirty work with me while you went off to work?

Cause she just wouldn't stop.

 

[SydneyMermaid]

Why were you at the proctologist's office for five hours?


Once. But I didn't like it.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Have you ever tried scuba diving using old man flatulence as your only air supply?


Really long showers

 

[Jason Reborn]

How did you get that god awful old man stench off of you?

Because she asked me to.

 

[thetmfobserver]

Why did you turn yourself in to the police?


A frog, a toad, and Colonel Sanders.

 

[herts tickler]

your last three sexual partners?

twice actually! once it went in my ear....

 

[thetmfobserver]

How many times have you missed the toilet when urinating?


I was blindfolded, gagged, and shoved in a dryer.