A little bit about me...
I am Knot Amwezed, but my friends call me Knot. My enimies call me Mr. Righteous and the ladies call me Mr. Rightnow. Never, ever call me late for dinner or to tell me that you're pregnant.
I am also known as The American Bloodstain, Sir Bloodbath, David Assholeoff and Mister Stickydrawers. What's left of my family calls me Jason.
Standing at 6'3" tall and weighing in at nearly 235 lbs., I am strong enough to tickle my victims to mercy without rope. Too bad I am a bondage ***** and love to tie women up. I have been known to use the occasional gag, but also enjoy quiet walks on the beach.
I love using my fingers, feathers, brushes and my extra long tongue. I can kiss your thighs and lick your toes at the same time. Dare me to try? Just ask Bea Arthur or any of the other Golden Girls.
My day time job is soap opera work. I watch them regularly and tape the ones that I miss. If I am not out fighting crime, I work the night stalking innocent victims with duct tape in hand.
Some of my famous quotes:
A lit ****** will never burn you, but very well may blow you.
Karate come from heart, jock itch come from groin.
A clown juggles three balls in public, a pervert juggles only two.
I am pictured below... Big deal. 😉