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The "KNOCK KNOCK" joke thread

tulipangel

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I love Knock Knock jokes.... If you have a good one post it PLEASE!!!!!!!!! I know they seem lame but..... Well, I guess I'm lame cause I laugh at them......
 
Okay Tulip:



Knock knock

who's there?

George Washington

George Washington who?

You mean you don't know who George Washington is?
 
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Knock knock.

Who's there?

Thomas Jefferson.

Thomas Jefferson who?

Was George Washington just here? :sowrong:
 
Knock Knock

Whos There????

Lettuce

Lettuce who????

Let us in we got the beer!!!
 
Ohh, I just have to do this just for the sake of being an idiot.

KNock knock!

Who's there

Doctor!

Doctor Who?

Who told you?!
 
Okay, since you asked, here's a moldy oldy:

Knock Knock!

Who's there?

Boo.

Boo who?

Aww, why are you crying?
 
OMG we did knock knock jokes for hours on long car trips...it was fun haha

hmmm...i want a funny one...ok this one is lame but cute

Knock, knock!
who's there?
Cows
Cows who?
No they don't, they moo!
 
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