The Koopa-Hungarian pointless chatting thread

[His Divine Shadow]

...That hurts my brain. XD *Buried by fluffy whiteness*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Haha! I out-punned HDS! 😀 Well, there's always a first time...

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Muffled complaints*

 

[nessonite1]

*runs in*
ZOMG are we making rice crispy treats??

*dumps 3 boxes of cereal over HDS and runs around giddily*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Puts the resultant goo-covered HDS in a handy HDS-sized microwave*

Yeah! - Rice Cripsy treats for everyone! 😀

And, uh....I don't particularly wanna look stoo-pid 😛 but what does the Z stand for?

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Long drawn out screams pour from microwave. When the door is next opened, HDS has become the Colonel's Extra Crispy Chicken*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*...and lays an egg*

OO__OO (A stunned, four-eyed alien). 😛

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*A crazed southern man with a white goatee pops up and proclaims* "We Do Chicken Right! *Before vanishing into the netherverse again*

 

[nessonite1]

*throws in a couple penguins and a few dozen black holes and creates the godmod thread pt II*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Extra crispy HDS waddles to the first-aid station while Nessles distracts with her flashy props*

 

[Hungarian21]

ACK! THEY ARE HERE! 😛

*CIA comes back, with reinforcements, and throw angry chickens at HDS* YOU ARE WANTED BY THE WTHDTGHP! (When The Hell Did They Get Here Police). :wooha:

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Aiiee! *Gets hit by chickens* SQWACK!

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Also gets hit by chicken* Ouch! Watch we're you're chucking that stuff, Hungarian...

*Grabs a giant novelty knife and fork made of polystyrene, enters bullet-time, and begins cooking and eating the chickens as fast as they almost hit him*

 

[Hungarian21]

*waits patiently for koopa to explode from overeating....realizes that only HDS does that* Well, that was pointless! XD

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Eats so much chicken that he turns into one*

So they were right all along - wow, who'd'a thunk it? 😛

Bwock! Bwa-bwa-bwa-bwa-bwock! Ba-ka!

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Explodes just because* Hmm...*Notices koopa is now a chicken* I'm hungry. *Grabs a knife* 😛

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

Oh sh.... *Lays an egg, and flies away*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

*Grabs a nearby hot-air balloon and gives chase*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*Doubles back in mid-flight and begins pecking holes in the side of the balloon*

 

[Hungarian21]

*thinks about the fact that chickens dont fly much.* hmm.....😛

 

[nessonite1]

soooo....HDS is chasing a chicken to eat it...and he IS a chicken himself...

*calls in the canible police*

 

[His Divine Shadow]

Cannibal, silly. XD *Balloon rapidly loses volume* Oh deaf. Mus flap wings! *Tries, remembers that he is a fried chicken and thus has no feathers* Poopie. *Falls*

 

[Yet_One_More_Idiot]

*As a real chicken, not one of the ready-fried variety, I feel righteously smug at this moment*

*Places an extra-springy trampoline beneath where HDS currently is, to give him a slightly less painful landing*

 

[Hungarian21]

HEY! Poopie is my word! 😛

*laws of COMMON SENSE suddenly apply and koopa falls* Chickens can fly about 3 yards; not 3 miles. 😛

 

[Hungarian21]

*watches as time goes by and koopa's still falling* ok, this is weird. 😛