The mirror...

[venray]

Legend has it that there is a bar in New York where, in the Ladies Room, there is a very special mirror. If one stands in front of the mirror and tells the truth, one is granted a wish. However, if one tells a lie, *POOF* you are instantly swallowed up by the mirror, never to be seen again.

A redhead of questionable looks walks into the Ladies Room and stands before the mirror and says, "I think I'm the most beautiful woman in the world." *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Next, a rather large brunette stands before the mirror and says, "I think I think I'm the sexiest woman alive! *POOF* The mirror swallows her.

Then an absolutely gorgeous blond, perhaps the most beautiful in the world, comes in and stands before the mirror and says, "I think..." *POOF*

 

[milagros317]

Very unkind to blondes, Venray. Shame on you. 😀

 

[tickleterror]

Another classic blonde joke from the master.

 

[kered]

Okay, Let's all act natural. Maybe we can sneak this one past Izzy.

 

[sole seeker]

Where's Izzy? I can't wait to get her take on this one!

 

[Mz Chaos]

Maybe Izzy was the one in front of the mirror!

 

[kered]

Uh oh.

 

[isabeau]

Maybe Izzy was the one in front of the mirror!

oooooooooooo how could you??? and darn it.. ray is at nest, or else he would be in soooo much trouble..

 

[BLUE_THUNDER]

blonde

hey, IM blonde , i resemble that remark! funny though....peace.........BLUE_THUNDER


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" allright, lets try this........."

 

[tulipangel]

LMAO! Oh i love it! I will be a bottle blonde again (very soon)! Blonde jokes RAWK!!!!!!!!!!