the Most Beautiful girl in the world

[Swimmingbird]

How do you say pizza in French? Brilliant! Can I use that one? Oh, and yes, those French girls are beautiful! I went to France after high school for a while, holy bejeebus, you know, I'm starting to see why everyone says that America is out of shape. Oh, and the French girls I met were so comfortable with their sexuality. Once I'm famous and rich, I'm moving down there. Oh and Spain too! We were eating at this place, easy little spot, two stories with a spiral stair case. Anyway, this beautiful girl, wearing a slinky little top and silky pants put her feet up on the rail and slides down the stairs. She is built like a super model. Well, my jaw must have hit the floor, because the owner comes up to us and says, "That's my daughter, if you speak with her, you be polite!" He was a big fella, and was serving our table so I chickened out and minded my own business, but still, yowzers!

Man I got off track, how did the girl answer your question? Was she friendly? Go for it, it would just be a shame if a girl like that ended up in anyone else's arms but the arms of a tickler. N'est pas?

 

[the_Baron]

recent reports indicate she eloped with a spaniard, and is polishing spiral staircases with her well toned bottom.

😛

 

[featherfingers]

Buy a book about Reflexology. (Therapeutic Foot Massage) Carry it with you everywhere (read it first). Nine times out of ten the person you're talking to will ask, "What's that book you're reading?", just to keep the conversation going or out of genuine interest. Tell her you're learning Reflexology (explaining what that means) and you're looking for some guinea pigs to practice on. Note her response and take it from there. Most women I've encountered say, "OOH, I love foot massages, sign me up!" If she responds negatively then you'll know that you and her feet were never meant to be. Carry the book with you at work to read on your break. If she's in the break room with you, you may end up giving her a sample of what you're learning. And since you're not a professional, you can fumble around giving her a quick tickle. Tell her, "Oops, sorry. I'm still learning." She may reply, "That's okay, I like what you just did." After all, you may not be the only person in the room who digs tickling. She just may be too shy to say it. UPDATE: How the Hell did this end up on this thread? That damn headache of mine! By the way, Reflexology helps relieve stress.

 

[Knox The Hatter]

bravo!

Buy a book about Reflexology. (Therapeutic Foot Massage) Carry it with you everywhere (read it first). Nine times out of ten the person you're talking to will ask, "What's that book you're reading?", just to keep the conversation going or out of genuine interest. Tell her you're learning Reflexology (explaining what that means) and you're looking for some guinea pigs to practice on. Note her response and take it from there. Most women I've encountered say, "OOH, I love foot massages, sign me up!" If she responds negatively then you'll know that you and her feet were never meant to be. Carry the book with you at work to read on your break. If she's in the break room with you, you may end up giving her a sample of what you're learning. And since you're not a professional, you can fumble around giving her a quick tickle. Tell her, "Oops, sorry. I'm still learning." She may reply, "That's okay, I like what you just did." After all, you may not be the only person in the room who digs tickling. She just may be too shy to say it.

Actually, this is great advice. So great, that I might do this myself!

 

[Limeoutsider]

*practicing*

so, ya wanna fuck me with those feet?


*back to the ole drawing board*

And to the unemployment line

 

[AquaFeline]

Baron -- you, of all people, getting tongue tied? Tsk tsk.


You know, you could mention to her that laughter is the best medicine... 😉

 

[the_Baron]

she's left her visa and fled for the bordeux valley.

(but thank you pussycat)

 

[Lazarus]

*practicing*

so, ya wanna fuck me with those feet?


*back to the ole drawing board*

But ya have to say it in that overly fake "Pepe Le Pew" accent....

😎

THAT'LL get her hot...

Oui Oui?

LOL:

 

[Lazarus]

Oh, Yeah....

My vote is for Meems, for Hottest Woan!

And not just 'cause she's standing behind me wiggling her fingers at me...

LOL

 

[featherfingers]

There are two females whom I consider the most beautiful in the world... my Tickle LadyFriend... and the always praiseworthy Steph, whose name graces a lot of these threads and has captured my heart, as well.