The "My Last Shit" Thread

[Snail Shell]

My last shit was so epic, I had to beat it down with a shovel.

Your turn.

 

[Jagermeistered]

I've never grabbed the handicap bar so tightly.

 

[leafstk]

Double flushed

 

[Angel77]

A two-parter.

Man, I hate "to be continued" shits.

 

[leafstk]

Me too

 

[milagros317]

My last shit was an ordinary sized turd just after waking up this morning at 7:30.
😀

 

[Snail Shell]

Was the size of a birthday cake.

 

[TropicThunder]

Was the size of a birthday cake.

Oh god, you did that in my bathroom, didn't you?

 

[Jagermeistered]

Made some beautiful and memorable sounds...

 

[stroker]

I laid some cable

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

was a torpedo

 

[milagros317]

large turd accompanied by a lot of gas

 

[Snail Shell]

"Anal maelstrom"

 

[milagros317]

My last shit was in a toilet on an Amtrak train from Boston to New York.

 

[Snail Shell]

Was taken on the TMF one most of my friends' VM boards...

 

[leafstk]

My last one wasn't a pleasant one

 

[Angel77]

Funny, I didn't remember eating a salad.......

 

[leafstk]

^LOL!

I won't go there

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

that my toilet said "holy shit"

 

[Soda Bobinski]

My last shit will probably be more liquid than solid.

 

[luvgirlsfeet]

was so epic i thought the toilet paper waving was the toilet bowls way of surrendering but it turned out to the be the heater vent from below

 

[milagros317]

My last shit was disappointingly small, hardly worth the effort of going to the bathroom. 🙁

 

[Snail Shell]

Weighed more than any book on my shelf.

 

[Jagermeistered]

Caused a crack in the foundation below the toilet.

 

[Jagermeistered]

It was awesome!