The Naval Bar...(humor)

[naughty1]

A man walks into a bar filled with Navy men. He notices that all the Navy men are wearing different types of hats, with different insignias upon them.

Curious about this he first approaches an American and asks him what the USN insignia on his hat means:

"United States Navy," replies the American sailor, proudly.

Our hero -- with little better to do with his evening -- next approaches a British sailor and inquires as to what the HMS stands for on his hat.

"Her Majesty's Service," the sailor replies ever so proudly.

Moving on to an Italian sailor, the man with the insatiable curiosity about hats and their true meaning in life, inquires as to what the AMB stands for on his hat.

The Italian sailor stands up and proudly announces to all within earshot: "Ay, Atsa Ma Boat!"

This joke has been dedicated to all those sweet souls who I find myself starting to bump into here at the Hotel TMF. (I hear that the Polo Lounge actually has hot and cold running feathers. Any truth to that?) isabeau, bellystrokes, steph, mimi...to quote -- or rather, horribly misquote a famous line, from a famous musical: "I've grown accustomed to your threads."

 

[bellystrokes]

Like my jacuzzis, I like my feathers HOT.

 

[naughty1]

Like my jacuzzis, I like my feathers HOT.

Well, in that case, dear bellystrokes, care to share a jacuzzi? No bubbles, no water, just the feathers...ooooh my!!!

 

[bellystrokes]

Turns on the jets!!!!!!

 

[isabeau]

being of sound mind, and blonde hair.. i must live up to my reputation as a ditzy blonde by stating that i don't get this joke... someone please explain?

 

[knight]

being of sound mind, and blonde hair.. i must live up to my reputation as a ditzy blonde by stating that i don't get this joke... someone please explain?

*sighs* Izzy, Izzy, Izzy. What am I going to do with you? The joke is that the initials on the Italian's hat didn't represent and Italian phrase (The Italian version of United States Navy, for example), but an Americanized version of Italian.

 

[isabeau]

*sighs* Izzy, Izzy, Izzy. What am I going to do with you? The joke is that the initials on the Italian's hat didn't represent and Italian phrase (The Italian version of United States Navy, for example), but an Americanized version of Italian.

ooooooooooooo silly me..my bad. thanks knight.. 😛

 

[knight]

ooooooooooooo silly me..my bad. thanks knight.. 😛

Anytime, my lady fair.

 

[naughty1]

Turns on the jets!!!!!!

Your jacuzzi...or mine? Since mine only exists in my somewhat warped imagination, we might have to be careful of incoming traffic...(shrug and heavy sigh!). It maybe a little warped, but it's definitely active... 😉

 

[isabeau]

Your jacuzzi...or mine? Since mine only exists in my somewhat warped imagination, we might have to be careful of incoming traffic...(shrug and heavy sigh!). It maybe a little warped, but it's definitely active... 😉

ahh your imagination is just fine with me..warped or not..

 

[bellystrokes]

Warped and active---that's how I like 'em.

 

[tickleterror]

LMAO, nice joke.

 

[naughty1]

Warped and active---that's how I like 'em.

Oh great goddess, bellystrokes, I definitely plead guilty to that one. You make put the cuffs on. Perhaps I might get time off for good behavior, though?...or bad behavior.

 

[naughty1]

ahh your imagination is just fine with me..warped or not..

And your presence is always welcome in my imagination, M'lady. I would happily lay out the red carpet for thee.

 

[bellystrokes]

Oh great goddess, bellystrokes, I definitely plead guilty to that one. You make put the cuffs on. Perhaps I might get time off for good behavior, though?...or bad behavior.

hehhe, oh my, the cuffs will be just the beginning my dear. And time off???Honey, this goddess decides IF and WHEN you get time off!

 

[naughty1]

hehhe, oh my, the cuffs will be just the beginning my dear. And time off???Honey, this goddess decides IF and WHEN you get time off!

Gulp! Or perhaps I should say Big Gulp! But then I might get sued by 7-11. Oh well, I have the feeling it would be worth the suit. Okay, so where do I sign up, oh great goddess with the wickedly delicious sense of humor? I do greatly desire to be of service to your cause, though only an unworthy mortal I may be.

What is your cause, by the way? Perhaps I might be better asking for the effect? And, worry not, I will never ask for time off. 😉

 

[bellystrokes]

All my causes are worthy causes. Care to donate????

 

[naughty1]

All my causes are worthy causes. Care to donate????

If I donate I suspect I will find myself in a very "ticklish" situation, but I will gladly hand myself over to one of your most worthy causes, oh great goddess. I am as drawn to the spice of your imagination as I am to the thought of serving you in my most ticklish capacity.